Is this a stupid gift?
Blue Balls (TMI)
**Fix my stinky classroom
Do birds fart? **
I’m neither an ornithologist nor a janitor, but I think that getting rid of the birds would be a step in the right direction . . .
Really lousy Christmas presents
Secret Santa 2008
**I’m Not Gay, But…
Obama shirtless: Pecs or man-boobs **
**Ten Things I Have Learned From Working in Retail
It’s insanely difficult to fire people these days. **
**I’m going to Iceland! What now?
Funeral Home Gift Certificates**
(We’ll just ignore that nasty old question mark there).
Worst vacation ever!
Lay away plan?
I’m Not Gay, But…
What SDMB posters do you especially admire, respect, or like?
I’m Not Gay, But…
How often does male rape occur OUTSIDE of prison?
Fie upon you! :smack:
**What do YOU want for Christmas?
Actually I don’t really care for your christmas wishes**
Well, fine, be that way.
** I’m Not Gay, But…
The most successful idiot you know
**
**Is there a Santa Claus?
What is that up in the sky? **
** Parents pull a Christmas prank
Santa as Rage Killer - Think of the Children
**
Not funny
**I’m making Buckeyes…
My mom wants to get in contact with me again **
Those be some finestkind buckeyes, I’m thinkin’. 
(But Tapioca Dextrin wins the thread :D)
MPSIMS:
** I’m Not Gay, But…
Do you check out members of the same gender? **
**I’m making Buckeyes…
Merry Christmas. Baaaaarf! **
Oops… looks like someone ate too many buckeyes. :smack:
History buffs, what do you like to study most?
Knitting in the tropics.
Holiday Mishaps
Please Don’t Divorce Us
Dang! One of my threads gets 5 mentions in sequentials!
Should I feel honored?
Q