**Dreams triggered by urinary urgency?
“Go to the Bathroom” **
[Rorschach]“Good advice. Sure there are many who’d agree with you.”[/Rorschach]
If a celebrity was a member and admited it
What would convince you that someone was the messiah?
If Star Trek had another series what would you like to see?
Horizontal buttonholes on men’s shirts
Wouldn’t they rip during the fist-fights?
**Dude shoots other dude for yakking during movie. I don’t condone it, but I understand
Almost lost my life today. **
Guess you’ll shut up in future, then 
Losing my apartment to gentrification
Most Awesome Christmas gift
:eek: You have a weird definition of awesome.
**Christmas in the Emergency Room
Largest amount of food you’ve eaten at once **
Shoulda gone a little easier on the turkey, shouldn’t you?
Where do you meet young lesbians
Christmas in the Emergency Room
Heh.
Q
**Smoke 'em if you got 'em (meat, that is)
Bacon Explosion! **
**Christmas in the Emergency Room
What was open Christmas in your area?
Your most “interesting” Xmas present this year?
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A trip to the emergency room because of my “interesting” present.
**The day after Christmas and all I have are 4 buns and no ham.
Fuck Hamas **
I initially read the second line as “Fuck Hams”
Computer Upgrade Advice
gun Dopers- how good a handgun shot are you?
I’m about to install Frustration version 7.62.
What was open Christmas in your area?
Owls!
I don’t know how an owl can be open, but it just seemed like such an excited response to the question.
Your most “interesting” Xmas present this year?
Swiss Cheese May Hold the Secrets to the Universe
When kids stare at you, what are they really thinking?
I wonder if they’ll have anything to fit me?
**If I Were King Of The World, I Would…
“Go to the Bathroom” **
I think the King can be a little more ambitious than that.
**Doing the nasty in your own home when you have guests over
Screw Caroline Kennedy
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**If I Were King of the World, I Would
Help with info on two cities in OR & WA**
Nice to know we’d be getting a helpful ruler…
Fixing a failed African state
Is Kwanzaa “over”?
Wow, I didn’t realize Kwanzaa was so important.
NSFW Poll: being woken up by one’s partner … going down on one
Best photo sharing site?
Say “Cheese!”
**Most Awesome Christmas gift
New puppy (w/pics) **
Weird stuff you do habitually for no reason
So let’s show pictures of our pets!
"Go to the Bathroom"
Dreams triggered by urinary urgency?
Knitters, what are you making?
Knitter’s Christmas
**I Pit a Woman over a Quarter
Go to first new post Screw Caroline Kennedy
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Ohhh, Caroline Kennedy gets pitted over a quarter, this ought to be a good story.