This one’s in need of a caption:
Hello,can I speak with Paul McCartney?
Mike Holmgren speaking, may I help you?
You say “Goodbye” and I say “Hello” I don’t know why you say “Goodbye,” I say “Hello.”
“Deposit $5 for three more minutes at 1-900-HearTheSea”
“Hello, Conair? I’m calling about your crappy nose hair trimmers…”
It’s completely waterproof, and it can get reception in the deepest parts of the ocean*!
*only once, for about 20 minutes, in 1960
“Yes, extra anchovies.”
“No, officer. There are no signs of animal uprising here at Sea World. All is calm. It must’ve been a prank call.”
“Hi, I’d like to make a dental appointment.”
I’m calling with my condolences over the loss of your husband, Mrs. Irwin.
“Googoo goojoob”
No, no Mr. Lennon. I am the walrus.
“Hello, Brimley residence”
Shh. Walrus have ears.
snerk
911?
“There was an incident involving some scallops and superglue”
“That’s right, seven maids, seven mops, six-month contract, seaside property…just research, actually, to be honest…thank you, Mr. Carpenter.”
“Han, you’ve got to the the Shields down!”
“A rare photo of Mythbuster’s Jamie Hyneman without his tradmark beret”