“Yeah, they busted out about a month ago. I heard a couple of the penguins died in the crash. The octupus is doing fine though.”
‘snipe out’
“Yeah, is this Buzz Buzzard? Yeah. That damn woodpecker tormenting you again too, huh?”
Adam what did you or Kari do with my beret.?
“Yeah, did you hear? Someone finally killed that Steve Irwin fucker!”
Yeah, I said it.
“Do you or your loved ones have Diabetis? Did you know that Medicare is willing to cover up to 90% of the cost of your testing…?”
Nice… 
You’re my new hero!
Hello, Taxi? I’m at the Sandbar. I need a ride.
“What do you mean you won’t deliver!?”
Yes, this is David Crosby. You want another baby!
Hey you over there on that cell phone. Yeah, I’m talking to you with the teeth and whiskers. If you can’t make less noise, could you at least say something that’s more interesting?
OCH! Cap’n Kirk! Ye have tae beam me up!
“Hello? Who’s this? I said WHO’S THIS? Oh, hi. I’m okay. I’m in the tank at Sea World. I said I’M IN THE TANK AT SEA WORLD. Nah, just hanging out. HANGING OUT. What are you up to? Uh huh. You want to go get some herring later? YOU WANT TO GO GET SOME HERRING LATER?”