Yes, just like the camera adds 10 pounds (10 pounds for each camera pointed at you), rich and/or famous can remove at least 50.
Same for us fat ugly men. Fortunately my partner is very forgiving.
I don’t know how large the OP is, but it would seem that “ugly” is an appropriate descriptive.
Perhaps this thread can be moved to the Pit so we can… discuss… this with the OP more appropriately. If he comes back.
Men can’t be fat. Only fat chicks can be fat.
I’ll remember that next time I look in the mirror. 
Yes, let’s all think about the shame and guilt felt by the douchebags who use women with low self-esteem to get their rocks off and then toss them aside. Oh, the humanity! Why are there no frat-boy support groups for this kind of thing?
That is awesome!
If Looney Tunes are accurate (and I have no reason to believe otherwise), the woman would be squeezed into a paper-thin state but she would be fine by the next scene.
That’s what the fraternity is.
Every day (when the tubbo in question has a lot of valuta).
Ah, misogyny. Always fun! Not as much fun as racism, admittedly, but it’s getting there.
What about sexy with fat ugly men?
Warm in the winter
Shady in the summertime
That’s what I like about that fat gal o’ mine!
I remember when people used to put some effort into baiting us fatties. You could have at least brought some Little Debbies so we could get excited about this thread.
I blame the economy.
oatmeal creme pie
That’s actually very good for you. It can extend your lifespan by 8-10 years, cure a number of chronic diseases, and improve your chances of winning at nearly any game of chance.
Then I’m Winning!
Let’s see a picture of the OP.