Show him the lock of missing hair. Measure it in front of him. 9". Then tell him that, in the interest of eye-for-an-eye justice, you must now be allowed to cut his dick off three times. 
Never mind lawsuits - I’m thinking there could be a lifetime of free lunches for you at this company. Until one of you quits, anyway.
I would keel him feelthy. You can slap my face, you can spit in my food, but if you mess with my hair, YOU DIE SLOW. My braid is almost long enough to strangle someone with. Don’t think I won’t use it.
:mad: <---- [sub]mean, buff smiley flexing muscles and grunting menacingly[/sub]
Advantage #24 of having hair too short to comb: this can’t happen; also, if somebody shaves your head as a prank, there’s really not much difference.
Update: I had my mom give me a haircut this weekend. At first she took off about an inch, and then I made her go back and take a couple more…and with all the combing and sectioning and looking at my hair, she never once said, “Hey, what the heck happened here?” So if she didn’t notice it, I don’t think anyone else ever will.
Mr. Stupid Computer Guy has dodged a bullet, so to speak, but I’m not going to tell him about it. Just let him twist in the wind…
Computer guy was given scissors?
Not a good idea. Not ever. Nuh-uh.
You should have taken them off of him and immediate ran them through his thigh. 