Damn. That roster looks like a celebrity queer pool. “Out, out, out, out, out, questionable, out.” I don’t think you really get to complain about Ingram considering that you have Khiry Robinson, though. That might actually benefit you.
Having said that, I tried to make you a trade offer and I couldn’t because literally everyone you have that I might want is broken.
Yeah, looks like DeSean Jackson is the only one I might get back for week 3 (although Vernon Davis hasn’t been ruled out yet).
Just for fun, I set my roster for week 3:
Jay Cutler
Desean Jackson
Golden Tate
Khiry Robinson
Benny Cunningham
Tim Wright
Anquan Boldin
Phil Dawson
Buffalo DEF
Look out world!
I’m willing to trade AP and Matt Asiata for an elite TE.
Wilson, part of me feels bad about my win over your absurdly unlucky team last week. The other part would feel bad, if only I’d put up points to put me in the middle of the pack. Your consolation is that I put up the top score of the week.
And it was only fitting that my DEF scored a touchdown on a kickoff return… scored by CJ Spiller, your running back.
Man, how many times can people have their worst game against me, letting me limp across the finish line ahead of them with my crappy team? I know it won’t hold up because this game is only 4/14 playoff teams so I don’t really have a chance, but I have such an awful 4-2 team.
My team is not very good.
Worst 4-2 team ever! Woo!
It’s a fluke that I’m in the top 4 seeds at all, I’m actually the league’s lowest scorer, but if my team decided to get good from here on out, I’d have a decent leg up on the competition.
I’m sitting at one whole point at the half, and yet I’m currently projected to win this game because once again my opponent is having their worst game ever. How long can this continue?
Enjoy it while it lasts!
I can’t. I know it’s hollow. I’m the most ridiculous 5-2 team in fantasy history. I won’t make the playoffs.
You clearly need to sit Hopkins, just to secure the most ridiculous win in SDMB fantasy football history.
Looks like I’m finally going to get my second win. Since there will only be 3 5+ win teams, that will put me just two games out of the playoffs. I AM MATHEMATICALLY ALIVE, bitches!
Come on Shitty Team of Destiny, you’ve got a real shot at 7-2 this week.
My awful team would actually move into 2nd if I can manage to get more points out of Martavis Bryant and Taliafero than Carcosa Yellow Kings gets out of Moncrief. That would be amazing.
Grumble grumble Brady grumble grumble Gronk…
Looks like I’ll have the second highest score of the week and still lose. 32 points from my bye week fill in defense (Miami) for nothing… It seems that this happens a lot in this league, but it may just be confirmation bias.
Ha ha! Shitty Team of Destiny is on a 4 game win streak, 7-2, moving into 2nd place overall. There are 3 people at 6-3 and very likely one of them is going to take my spot soon, but if somehow my team starts turning it around this week and actually play well, I could be the least deserving playoff team ever.
Shitty Team of Destiny will be my team name next year if I somehow make the playoffs. I’m actually playing the #1 seed this week and the projections are actually pretty close. It’d be nuts if I could beat him, I’d be tied for the most wins with the second-least points. Yay, I climbed over someone this week not to be last. Of course they are 1-8 and I’m 7-2…
Well, it took a little long to pay off. But it’s looking like it’ll probably be a great 14th round keeper. Why Oakland kept forcing the ball to injured 30 year old RBs with the worst running game in football all year, I don’t know. How would it hurt to give the athletic freak on your roster a chance?
Edit: Oh for fucks sake, within the 5 minute edit window of this post he was taken off the field with injury.
If I’m reading the situation correctly, since HungryHungryHaruspex and Weirddave are both 8 win teams and both play each other, and I am also an 8 win team, if I win, I’m going to steal one of their playoff spots. I will be a 9 win team, and one of them will have to remain an 8 win team. So win and in for Shitty Team of Destiny. I just had my first legitimately great week, too. But my opponent for next week is the league’s scoring leader, Varlos. Maybe I can ship him something in the dynasty league to throw the game.