He Hate Me Keeper League 2020 - Year 18

I just got back from vacation, and I’m swamped. Could someone hash out the draft order and post it?

Is there a way to see who I can keep?

You just do it manually - go back to last year’s roster, and see who remained on your team from the draft. If there were any keepers, you check the year before that to see if they were kept the year before to see if they’re ineligible. I just did your team - here’s who you can keep, and in which round they’ll be kept:

Player Round
Allen Robinson II 1
Hunter Henry 2
Sammy Watkins 3
Jared Goff 4
Marlon Mack (final year eligible) 5
Marvin Jones Jr. 6
Latavius Murray (final year eligible) 7
Alexander Mattison 11

Draft Order

We draft in the following order:

1: Winner of prior year’s consolation bracket.
2 - 8: Reverse order of bottom of standings
9 - 14: Reverse order of winner’s bracket

2020 Draft Order:

  1. Disgruntled Goats
  2. Big Mack Attack
  3. Post Mahomes
  4. Hermits
  5. Moridwon (Hamlet)
  6. Chicago Cardinals
  7. Fourth and Nineteen
  8. Omniscients
  9. The Quack Attack
  10. Spiritus Mundane
  11. Exploding Pancakes
  12. Nine Inch Neils
  13. Carcosa Yellow Kings
  14. Baltimore Weirdos

Ha, I forgot that I made the playoffs with my booty-ass team.

When we drafting?

2020 Eligible Keepers

Round Fourth & Nineteen Kept in '19
1 Josh Jacobs
3 Melvin Gordon III
4 Will Fuller V
5 Peyton Barber
6 Ronald Jones II  Yes
11 Golden Tate
12 Pittsburgh
14 Brandon McManus
Round The Quack Attack Kept in '19
1 Rashaad Penny
3 Jarvis Landry
4 Greg Olsen
7 DeVante Parker
8 Ted Ginn Jr.
9 Baltimore
12 Tyler Eifert
13 Mason Crosby
Round Post Mahomes Kept in '19
1 David Montgomery
2 Sterling Shepard
3 Russell Wilson
4 Marquez Valdes-Scantling
5 Eric Ebron
6 Emmanuel Sanders
7 Los Angeles
8 Ito Smith
9 Giovani Bernard
10 Mohamed Sanu
11 Ty Montgomery
12 Nelson Agholor
13 Danny Amendola
14 Greg Joseph
Round Omnipotents Kept in '19
1 Damien Williams
2 Sony Michel  Yes
3 Mike Williams
4 Chicago
5 Greg Zuerlein
6 Austin Hooper
7 Dak Prescott
8 DJ Moore  Yes
9 Keke Coutee
10 Baker Mayfield  Yes
12 Devin Funchess
13 Nyheim Hines
Round Nine Inch Neils Kept in '19
2 Tyler Boyd
2 Devin Singletary
3 Evan Engram
4 Jameis Winston
5 Michael Gallup
6 Tony Pollard
8 Chris Godwin  Yes
10 Courtland Sutton  Yes
11 Josh Allen
12 Ka’imi Fairbairn
14 Chase Edmonds
Round Carcosa Yellow Kings Kept in '19
1 Tyler Lockett
2 James White
3 Dede Westbrook
4 Duke Johnson  Yes
5 Kyler Murray
8 Austin Ekeler  Yes
9 Dion Lewis
12 Lamar Jackson  Yes
13 Darren Waller
Round Exploding Pancakes Kept in '19
1 Aaron Rodgers
2 Kerryon Johnson  Yes
8 Tom Brady
9 DK Metcalf
10 Mecole Hardman
13 Marquise Brown
Round Moridwon (Hamlet) Kept in '19
1 Robert Woods
1 Phillip Lindsay
3 Royce Freeman
5 A.J. Green
6 Jordan Howard
9 Kirk Cousins
14 N’Keal Harry
Round Disgruntled Goats Kept in '19
1 Mark Ingram II  Yes
4 Larry Fitzgerald
5 Geronimo Allison
6 Mitchell Trubisky
7 Darwin Thompson
8 Justice Hill
9 John Brown
10 Carlos Hyde
Round Baltimore Weirdos Kept in '19
2 Carson Wentz
3 Kenyan Drake
4 Mark Andrews
6 Anthony Miller
7 Calvin Ridley  Yes
10 New England
12 Wil Lutz
13 Frank Gore
14 Miles Boykin
Round Spiritus Mundane Kept in '19
2 Miles Sanders
3 Tarik Cohen
4 Kenny Golladay  Yes
6 LeSean McCoy
10 Kareem Hunt
11 Daniel Jones
14 DJ Chark Jr.
Round Hermits Kept in '19
1 James Conner  Yes
2 T.Y. Hilton
3 Curtis Samuel
4 Jared Cook
6 Jacksonville
7 Justin Tucker
8 Matthew Stafford
9 Kyle Rudolph
10 Minnesota
Round Big Mack Attack Kept in '19
1 Allen Robinson II
2 Hunter Henry
3 Sammy Watkins
4 Jared Goff
5 Marlon Mack  Yes
6 Marvin Jones Jr.
7 Latavius Murray  Yes
11 Alexander Mattison
Round Chicago Cardinals Kept in '19
1 Matt Breida
2 Drew Brees
3 Robby Anderson  Yes
5 Nick Chubb  Yes
7 Jamison Crowder
9 Damien Harris

Thanks for doing that table.

I have talked myself into keeping Galloday in 4 rather than Hunt in 10. So my keepers will be:

  • Galloday (4)
  • Jones (11)
  • Chark (14)

I did set all these using the keeper function in the league, just to remind all that we don’t need to put that all on the commish anymore.

Sooooo a draft day?

Damn - season starts next Thursday. No preseason is weird.

How’s Monday or Tuesday night work for everyone?

Either should be fine by me. I’d prefer earlier rather than later, but I’m flexible.

And I’m not convinced auto-draft wouldn’t do a better job than I.

I can do either.

I guess I’ll keep Josh Allen in round 11 as well.

I’m good with either

I’ll keep Alexander Mattison in the 11th round.

No Keepers, Mon or Tue fine

Strong preference for Monday. I will be on the road Tuesday heading to drop off a child at college. May not be able to join at all, depending on timing.

Either day works for me.

And my Tuesday trip just got shifted to Wednesday, so I am good either day, now. Slight preference for Monday, but can make either work

I do need to plan ahead, so setting the draft day/time would help me out a ton.