Heh, I read this as “cornet”, as in the instrument that’s kind of like a trumpet. And I was wondering if that would really “show” her or not. Seems to me that hitting someone with a sousaphone would be more effective. A cornet is kind of small.
I think if he were lying, he would have made the relationship closer. Maybe.
Anyway, I’m a trusting innocent sweetheart of a gal, so I still feel bad for ya, Kal.
This is the absolute truth: My first husband left me for my Very Best Friend, who had a brand new baby by her then-husband. He put me, our four year old, and our four month old baby on the road with nothing more than a used television and a hundred bucks in my pocket.
So you survive, and you go on. There aren’t a lot of options to do otherwise.
Best,
karol
While I agree that Kel has mostly been an unlikeable little toad up to now, I thought his disclaimer at the end was promising. If this thread was only about starting another trainwreck, he wouldn’t have bothered clarifying. This is not to say that he has much right to expect sympathy after the way he’s acted, but I for one appreciate him making an effort not to be a complete dick.
So, Kel, I’m sorry your girlfriend was fucking your cousin. That’s gotta suck. Hopefully they won’t get married and hang around at family reunions.
Hang in there, Kel. It’ll get better for ya. hugs
Alright, I’ll retract my outright accusation.
I would like to say however, though none of us has a vantage point to see the pants fire you speak of, I see a fair amount of smoke coming from that general vicinity.
…(pant, pant, pant, <deep breath>)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
In a situation like that, the only thing to do is ditch the ladyfriend and become estranged from the cousin. Even assuming you made an effort to forgive both of them, there would unavoidably be times when the three of you would be together, and those situations would just rub your nose in the memory over and over.
I agree - you have to kick her to the curb. See if you can find a copy of “all upset about nothing” by Rich Hardesty on the internet somewhere. Play, sing loudly, repeat until mind is at ease.
So she’s a bitch and a cunt. What the hell is your cousin? Who has known you longer? Who has familial ties? What did she do, yank that thing out of his pants and force him to submit to her pleasure?
Don’t feed it, people.
Since Karl thinks that incest is fine and dandy, where’s the problem? :wally
A cunt sleeping with your drug addicted cousin doesn’t seem like very good prospects for future happiness. Kick the bitch out.
Wow, life imitates Country & Western songs. That’s gotta hurt. I know it was a while ago, but my sincerest sympathies Karol.
Kel, since I’m the trusting sort, and don’t believe anyone should be kicked when they’re down, I’ll add my condolences. It sucks to be saddled with bad love or bad family. You doubled down on that one. Sorry. I would like also to point out, however that you might just be channelling The Jerry Springer Show. In that case, please change channels back to UPN and the Seinfeld reruns.
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Oh goodnight, nurse. It’s Kel. His name is Kel. Didn’t you see the thread he started recently complaining about “Why does everyone think my name is Karl?.”
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I’d bet a buck that you’re correct.
So if she has a child with your cousin rather than you, then you won’t be able to beat the infant. No wonder you feel so poorly – such a lost opportunity. :rolleyes:
Why yes, I did see that thread. 
Man Giraffe… I wish I could be half as good a person as you (that’d make me about 3 feet 3" tall) but my BSoMeter was clanging, buzzing, and then started making this weird foghorn noise I’d never heard before, when it suddenly exploded into a million pieces. The shrapnel almost took out my left nut.
God Bless you for having faith Giraffe.
3’4".
Anyway, before the parade in my honor starts (there is a parade in my honor, right?), it’s not like I have anything at stake here. I’m happy that Kel so far hasn’t used this experience to make blanket statements about women, and was clear about that in his OP. That’s a huge improvement over his past rants, and has thus earned him the benefit of the doubt from me (approx. value: 1/20th of $0.01), for now.
If he comes back here and starts acting like a freak, I won’t be even a little bit surprised. And I’ll almost certainly make fun of him for it. But I do hope he doesn’t. It would be… refreshing.
That would be so cool! Can you get, like, film of this?
Is there something so horrible about calling the woman who’s cheating on you a bitch and a cunt, or is are those feelings toward her only considered wrong and evil because it’s Kel who said it?
Though the guy is not the most well liked poster, and I’ve found myself shaking my head at his posts and saying ‘Idiot!’, I don’t think he deserves to be cheated on. And if he is being cheated on (which I will accept unless given evidence that he’s lying), his anger is very warranted, as is calling the cheater some pretty nasty names.
Also, she oughta be kicked to the curb immediately.