This guy made me smile. Can you help provide a caption for this picture.
I’ll get the ball rolling with:
“March Madness makes me feel all squishy inside.”
“Jonathon’s research into new and interesting wedgies was not going well.”
Earlier: “If you score from there I’ll eat my shirt”
(I don’t know basketball. Please re word the above to be more plausible)
“Eddie, always the skeptic, had to test the ‘rip-stop’ nylon for himself.”
“Jimmy attempts to distract his opponent by revealing that he’s not wearing any shorts.”
“My navel lint really tastes bitter today.”
“If Dick Vitale calls me a ‘P.T.P.‘er’ one more freakin’ time…”
“Alright, first word, sounds like… Angry? Angry Gopher Picnic? Angry… Gopher Tent? Gopher Wedgie? Beaver Wedgie?”
Lenny’s sudden realization that he’s got manboobs came at a most inopportune moment.
Dehydrated…must…suck…pubic sweat…
“No, idiot! I said Scalene! That’s an Isosceles!”
BTW, Spinnwebe makes a habit of exactly this sort of thing. Much entertainment to be had by all.
“Is this the line for Letterman’s desk?”
SuperPolyGrip. The official denture adhesive of the NCAA Tournament.
Mom: I’m not fixing that, I hope you know.
Mmmm, tasty!
When you pass the ball, you aim for this area here, you see?
“Block the 3 pointer, Billy! Block the 3 pointer!”
Godzilla paused in confusion as his opponent, the terrifying yet oddly cute Mecha-Vanderbeek, lifted the bottom of his shirt and began filling it with Black Energy beamed from his scraggly front teeth. The shirt began to billow and swell with the accumulated energy, and Godzilla howled with frustration: Whatever the Black Energy was for, it wasn’t going to be good.
[Kim Cattrall in Porky’s] MMmMmmmmm Man Sweat OOOoooooo [/KCiP]
“This G-String is killing me!”
“Suddenly, in the middle of the game, Fred realized he hadn’t flossed this morning.”
“Wonder why nobody’s stopping today?” Greg mused while ravenously chewing his shirt, when it hit him: he’d forgotten his “Will Play Basketball for Food” sign.
“Whew…I Gotta stop eating that 3-Alarm Chilli…!! I HOPE that was JUST a fart…”