Captions wanted.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok, let’s see if this works.

In another message board that I frequent, people often start a new topic and include an image in their original post. Everyone else then comes up with captions for that picture. It’s really very simple, so I thought I’d try and start something similar here.

Apologies if this idea’s already been tried before here and was unsuccessful…I’ve only recently started reading the SDMBs frequently.

So then, I present to you the very first (maybe) SDMB MPISMS caption thread. And here’s the picture:

http://www.sexpo.com.au/dbimages/images.large.154.PIC00004.jpg

I hope that works, or I’m going to look like an idiot. …Not that I don’t already look like an idiot.

“Barney now spends his days drinking, wandering the streets dejectedly, and trying to work out why his successful show was suddenly cancelled.”

“The crowd’s terror turned to amazement as godzilla underwent a bizzare mutation.”

…and so on. I’m sure you can all do much better than that.

2

Hmmm, a caption for some superimposed rectangles and a red “X.”

I’ll have to get back with you on this one. . . .

3

“I’m sorry but we reserve the right to refuse service to dickheads.”

JB
Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis

4

“The men’s room is around the corner and to the left. …this should be interesting”

“Do NOT even think about spitting”

“So, um, how tall are you when you stand up straight?”

and of course:
“Penisaurus Rex”

5

When is the next flight to Tokyo?
Barney does Boston.
You want to do WHAT for $20.00.
Peace
t lion

" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "

6

Well, my real name is Richard, but my friends just call me Dick.

7

“Why, yes, I am the President of the United States.”

8

“Hey babe. Come hear often?”

It is too clear, and so it is hard to see.

9

‘Hey babe, this is how big it is!’

10

“A group of youngsters enjoy the opening party for the new Spielburg film, ‘Jurassic Dork’”

How do you like that! And without so much as a “Kiss my foot” or “Have an apple”!

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“Why do you suppose it only has one eye?”

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“I’m sure feeling stiff today!”

13

You think that’s weird? I kicked him in the crotch and broke his nose!

“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

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“Behold the mighty Masturdon, which became extinct when it neglected to eat, drink or engage in procreation”

TT

“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide

15

Can I have your autograph? I loved your work in “Flesh Gordon”.

16

Viagra Plus. Available at fine stores everywhere.

17

“No, he IS Jewish. That’s just a scarf.”

or

“So THIS is what lawyers evolved from!”
(okay that last one was pretty much inspired by the “Why do lawyers wear neckties?” joke in the most recent lawyer jokes thread)

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The hit of COMDEX was, of course, Microsoft’s Dildo 2000. You know, its just like Bill Gates. When he does it, he does it big.

I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on, you are all in my cool book.- Seth Gecko From Dusk Till Dawn

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oops forgot one

"Dale scoffed at such things as a Viagra Overdose. Tragically, the side effects proved most embarrassing.

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Judging by the reaction of the nearby women, size really doesn’t matter.

The transplant surgery went horribly, horribly wrong. He would be scarred for life.

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“Step away from the bell curve, sir.”