“Hey babe I’ve got a poncho in my wallet”
The results of King Kong’s failed marriage to Lorena Bobbit.
Well there seems to be some post surgery swelling
“Do you dress to your right or left ?”
“…or are you just happy to see me?”
“Dammit Jim, I’m a penis, not a doctor!”
“Honey, I blew up my penis!”
“Why are those girls smiling?”
“Excuse me… I need to hit the head…”
“The Tick has another evil being to fight.”
“This is what we think the giraffe looked like before it evolved in order to eat.”
Okay, I’ll stop now…
Yer pal,
Satan
Quite honestly, it looks like someone i saw on stage at a Gwar show.
How do you like that! And without so much as a “Kiss my foot” or “Have an apple”!
“Are you a big penis or are you just glad to see me?”
“If men were in charge of evolution.”
“Lemmee show you why they call me ‘Thunder Lizard’!”
“I dunno, Sally, but he does seem to have a good head on his shoulders.”
“I’m sorry, sir, but I don’t think we carry turtlenecks in your size.”
“I’ve got it rough–my next door neighboor is an asshole, and my two best friends are a couple of nuts.”
This must mean there’s another dickless wonder walking around.
I told your agent it was a PEANUT’S Growers Convention
“President Clinton on the campaign trail for Hillary.”
“Clonefest 2050: ‘I’m sorry, Hon, but that line just don’t work no more’”.
“Jesus, Alice, how many hits did we do?”
“I’m SORRY, Sir, but we have a neckties only policy!”
You can call 'em arms iffen ya wanna, but they just look useless to me.
Scientists solve God’s joke: now a man CAN have enough blood to run his dick and his brain at the same time.