15,000 Dopers can’t be wrong.
30 Helens Agree:
15,000 Dopers Can’t Be Wrong
Nah…you can post in your underwear anytime you want! Maybe then I wouldn’t have to try so hard with the codes and all… 
And FRT he really does hate tomatoes that much. It is not just a story…
Nah…you can post in your underwear anytime you want! Maybe then I wouldn’t have to try so hard with the codes and all…
And FTR he really does hate tomatoes that much. It is not just a story…
Ahhh KitH… how I miss thee.
You think that thread’s unsettling? At least none of us actually know you two, and you never have to actually hang out with any of us. Try coming home from work to find that he’s apparently been discussing your gynecological issues with a co-worker’s girlfriend…on speakerphone…in front of other co-workers you’re expected to socialize with. To be fair, the girlfriend in question is a gynecologist, but she’s not my gynecologist, and my birth control options and problems are nobody’s business but mine and my gyno’s, and tangentially his.
I understand how you feel, though. There’s always this little voice in the back of your mind wondering what else he’s been telling people about your personal life. I actually felt the need, after having him check out this weird bump in the nether regions, to specifically warn him not to tell people at work about it. He seemed offended by the warning, but if my birth control history can “just come up” at a party, there’s no telling when a discussion of genital pimples might come up, and I’d really prefer he not enliven any such discussion.
Hey, hey, HEY! She’s the one who brought up the swim fins and the honey and such!
CrazyCatLady? Are we married to the same man??? Mine, the mother hen, honestly just wants to help his adopted chicks down the fertility superhighway. But I swear, if he calls me 1 more time to get the name of my gynocologist…
And welcome Aries! I glad you suitably chastised Sauron about this, and Sauron, I hope you are busy paying your “brownie point” debt.
Thank you for all of the welcomes. I have enjoyed my time lurking around your boards.
And as far as Sauron goes…don’t even get me started…
I could open a whole new thread entitled “Sauron: Everything You’ve Wanted to Know But Were Afraid to Ask” that would entertain you for hours.
He truly is as unique as his writing.
Hey, you guys. Cut out this badinage before it gets too precious.
(Just curious, Aries. How do you stand living with a jerk like Sauron?!) 
You haven’t yet run across that thread where he was going on and on about his fantasies, have you? Or when he was detailing how he spent that weekend when you had to go out of town? Or …
Thank heavens Mrs. D thinks MBs and those who post on them are useless.
Okay then, I’ve got a question: Is he really the great lover you make him out to be? Or is he just extremely good?
Oh, great. The hamsters are gonna be working late tonight. You just seriously slowed the board down, Dinsdale. My evening is gonna be spent hovering over Aries28’s shoulder, constantly saying “Honey, he was just kidding,” while she furiously does a vanity search on my name.
And I just bought a new string of peppers, too. I guess I won’t be needing them tonight.
See buddy, any time I can sow a little disharmony, it just makes my marriage look the more blissful by comparison. Glad to help.
Oh yeah, Aries - did you ever wonder why sometimes - oh no, I won’t bring that one up.
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(Just curious, Aries. How do you stand living with a jerk like Sauron?!)
It takes great, concentrated effort my friend. That and he’s just so damn funny…
And I most certainly will not do a search for his previous threads…that would be wrong on many levels. That would imply that I didn’t trust my loving husband. That would lead you kind people to think that Sauron’s integrity should be brought into question.
Plus…I already did that and I didn’t see anything of dire consequences…
Besides…he knows he is married to a hottie so why look elsewhere?
She flips her hair with mock flirtation before hitting reply
Um, you DO know about the SDMB policy requiring photo evidence of all self-proclaimed hotties?
These kind people don’t want to hear about my opinion of you, love. I think they have heard enough about our bedroom for one day.
I’ll fill you in later on my thoughts regarding great vs. extremely good…
Oh, that is IT! You’re in big trouble now.
I lost a boyfriend once when he discovered the SDMB and I’d said a bit too much.
Esprix
Aries and Sauron sitting in a tree…
I really dont see why you should get overly upset about all of this. We’re not a bunch of internet addicted, cyber stalking, sex depraved nutjobs getting their jollies out of reading outhe peoples sex lives. …well, I havent been here too long so I dont know if I belong yet… 
anyways, what I meant to say is your identity here is secure. We dont know you in real life ans there is no way that any of this can easily get back to you so your anonymity is your greatest protection. Laugh along with the others, and reserve a few extra sessions of the dominatrix and the bad slave role playing.
Like hell we’re not!