Lets make some up.
YA WIN SOME,YA LOSE SOME…NO WAIT…
Im thinking the Michigan papers will be
PERFECTION
0-16
or the like.
or if they win…
PHEW
or
roar
Ford Perfect
If?
Lions 0-16. Unemployment rate 16.0
“If They Only Had the Noive”
0 forever
“In other news, Sky STILL Blue”
MEOW
Hist-0-ry!
Any of those is preferable to what the writers on freep.com (the website of the Detroit Free Press) actually came up with.
The Detroit News came up with a slightly better Perfectly Dreadful
PUTREFACTION
Paper Lions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NO!
The print edition headline on the sports section of the printed Free Press is WOETOWN. They have a box on the front page, with just 0-16 as its headline.
The Detroit News has A SEASON TO FORGET on the front page and PERFECTLY AWFUL on the front of the sports section.
Of those, WOETOWN is pretty good. I think I like Marley23’s HIST-0-RY best of the ones here.
They should have done CATSEYE.
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