Headlines if the Lions lose

Lets make some up.

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Im thinking the Michigan papers will be

PERFECTION

0-16

or the like.

or if they win…

PHEW

or
roar

Ford Perfect

If?

Lions 0-16. Unemployment rate 16.0

“If They Only Had the Noive”

0 forever

“In other news, Sky STILL Blue”

MEOW

Hist-0-ry!

Any of those is preferable to what the writers on freep.com (the website of the Detroit Free Press) actually came up with.

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The Detroit News came up with a slightly better Perfectly Dreadful

PUTREFACTION

Paper Lions

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NO!

The print edition headline on the sports section of the printed Free Press is WOETOWN. They have a box on the front page, with just 0-16 as its headline.

The Detroit News has A SEASON TO FORGET on the front page and PERFECTLY AWFUL on the front of the sports section.

Of those, WOETOWN is pretty good. I think I like Marley23’s HIST-0-RY best of the ones here.

They should have done CATSEYE.

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