No wonder there are no jobs in headline writing when the stories can write them themselves:
Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks
Mods: Lock the thread, apparently I can’t read down a list of OPs and see I’m repeating someone else.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=601253
Damn, and I rarely get a chance to make a witty comment.
You can report your post as a dupe. I’ve done so for you 