Headlines That Have Written Themselves

No wonder there are no jobs in headline writing when the stories can write them themselves:

Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks

http://www.wyff4.com/r/27200800/detail.html

Mods: Lock the thread, apparently I can’t read down a list of OPs and see I’m repeating someone else.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=601253
Damn, and I rarely get a chance to make a witty comment.

You can report your post as a dupe. I’ve done so for you :slight_smile: