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Annie-Xmas July 8, 2015, 9:44pm 21

My favorite is a classic from the New York Post:

HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR

Topic		Replies	Views	Activity
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If only there had been a comma... (Man killed by alligator) Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share	93	7998	July 9, 2015
CNN Headline - Calls Murder a "Stabbing" The BBQ Pit	55	3079	June 18, 2020
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News story. What's the fucking point?!!!! The BBQ Pit	16	2229	April 8, 2008