Headlines you'd think you'd never read: Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

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Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news

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But did the bear do it?

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Why yes, that is a headline that I never thought I’d read.

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So someone tied up a fat guy face down, stuffed a big toy in his mouth, and left the building?

That’s not an accident. That’s active stupid, easily avoidable negligence.

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That’s the kink equivalent of driving drunk. Through the middle of a playground. While steering with your butt cheeks.

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I hope Stephen Colbert gets word of this. It would certainly make his Threat Down.

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I totally saw this coming.

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Anybody catch the name of the coroner on the case? Full of win:
*Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller *

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Well, I bet he did…that is before he choked.

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