Hedgehog Used in Non-Lethal Assault

Story here. In New Zealand. Obviously, the country needs to take a page from Vietnam’s restrictions on hamster use.

Heh, I read that on the BBC news too, police are unsure if the poor critter died as a result of being thrown against the teen or was just lying dead in the right place at the wrong time.

Hedgy was lucky there were no Serbs around. Serbs bugger hedgehogs.

Unless it was into that sort of thing, of course. :smiley:

Impossible. I have it on good authority that the hedgehog can’t be buggered at all.

:eek:
I’m thinking about pretty flowers. Pretty, harmless, thornless flowers…

:eek: :eek: :eek:

It’s a good thing it was non-lethal (to the Human). The shame of it otherwise.

I saw the tag line and had this vision of a person visiting to the old gypsy fortune teller, asking how he would die.

And you sir…shall be beaten to death with…a HEDGEHOG!

How very Monty Python.

They’ll be using Marmosets next, mark my words!