Mini Coopers as a chew toy for kitties?
Big, BIG Kitties? :eek:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4155674.stm
But the sweet little things are just confused!
HMPH! :dubious:
The only reason that car wasn’t caught, is because those lionesses were out of A-1 Sauce.
Can cats actually raise an eyebrow?
I realize that is a proper word, but damn if it doesn’t look like something Gollum would make up.
“lionesses” seens a but repetititititive.
Have you seen a Smart Car IRL? Just like an oversized trainer, pefect chew-toy for oversized pussy cats.
From here
facesmack seens -> seems
… Stupid laptop keyboard.
So what do you blame the “but” on? 
So, these lionses that chased the Mini…where did they think they were going to bite it? Lions kill with a choke bite–where’s the throat on a mini? And a Mini is fuel injected–it doesn’t even have a choke.
Stupid lionses.
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I wish I could find a link to that old Far Side cartoon. It had a couple on the veldt in some kind of enclosed vehicle. The woman is telling the man to hurry up and drive, because “this one’s got a coat hanger!” You can see a lion standing up on the driver’s side, trying to work some kind of jimmy down past the glass.
Tiny cars are just enrichment for captive lions.
Crunchy on the outside, yummy on the inside!
Ya know, the Mini-Cooper’s been looking for a slogan…
I think the quote is “Oh I just love these. Crunchy on the outside with a chewy center!”
They already have one
Another Mini adventure
strangely appropriate somehow…