HEEELP PLEEEASE!!! The moderators are after me...

"Coldfire
Moderator

Registered: Jul 1999
Location: Amsterdam, Yurp
Posts: 10616
BlahMan, don’t sollicit flames. Ever.

Furthermore, you are to contact an administrator within 24 hours of this post to inform us of both your Straight Dope screen names, plus a preference which name you would like to keep - as having two screen names is a bannable offense. Thanks for your swift response.

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UMM I prefer this name, my former name was FoxFyre(something)
Someone tell me what to do!!! please dont delete me…Like I said the former name is like 3-5 years old and like 10 company emails ago…

Help please…Im really sorry…

-Blah

Did you e-mail them?

No they just said to contact them…

No clue how to…

Doesnt really matter, I can fake anything I want, but im trying to go legit :frowning:

oh well…

-the persecuted blah :frowning:

Don’t pull the crime if you can’t pull the time.

Clocks ticking. But then you know that don’t you. It’s been real…it’s been nice…but it ain’t been real nice.

Im screwed, Im gone, nice to you know you…thanks to ‘da man’

-Goodbye :frowning:

Blah

:frowning:

You really can’t figure out how to find contact information on a Web site? Good God.

OK, here, I’ll give you a hint. Start at the main Straight Dope page. Read what you see there. See if any ideas come to mind.

OK, here’s another hint: Some moderators are administrators.

This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

Perhaps you might try clicking on the Admins’ names on the front page of the MB to see their profiles where their email addresses are listed? Ya think?

Geeze…just pick and register a new name and carry on…

Ill try that but we’ll have to see… if this goes throw it will prolly be my last post…oh well…nice knowing yah…
sorry…

-Blah

NO, do not “just pick and register a new name and carry on”–if you do that, we’ll permanently ban you under any name.

E-mail one of the Admins–as already noted, TubaDiva’s e-mail is displayed on the main Straight Dope page. Explain the situation, tell her what user names you’ve registered, and which one you want to keep. The other(s) will be de-activated.

By the way, this thread should really have gone in ATMB. Since the question is now asked and answered, I’ve just closed it rather than moving it.