As you can see, I’ve just registered. My Dad, WallyM7, suggested that I introduce myself.
I’m a student, in Grade 13, and right now I’m off to write a History final. Yes, I’m ready for it. Two more to go and I’m done. University in the fall. I’m looking forward to that.
I’ve been lurking for quite a while so I’ve got a pretty good idea of the dos and don’ts. I hope.
I have to run. Take care.
Amy
Hi Amy . Welcome to the Straight Dope .
Where’s the sig? 
Hope the paper works out for you .
Hi Amy… So very glad to meet you. Your Dad sure keeps me in smiles…
And tears too… 
Welcome aboard, Amy! Whatever your dad tells you about me, it’s all lies and slander, ya hear
You know, he just suggested you register here so that by the fall you’ll be addicted. Then he can monitor your personal life through the inevitable mpsims advice thread.
Seriously, have fun here, you sound like you’ll fit in nicely.
At this point, I think you could probably write a pretty decent TV show, entitle it “Life with Wally” and get a decent rating (on Canadian TV anyway.) If Wally has ever mentioned me, feel free to replace the words strange, odd, weird, offbeat, and random with amazingly handsome, absolutely hilarious, a gift to humankind, perfection on earth, and a joy to read and behold.
Welcome aboard. We all look forward to your growing post count.
welcome Amy, i’m sure dad isn’t shirking his responsibilities onto the SDMB at all.
enjoy 
Welcome to the neighbourhood, Amy!
And by the way, everything your dad says about Coldfire is true. I’ll try to keep him in line, but it won’t be easy. (Just pretend you like Rush and you’ll be fine!)
Wow, I see our little MoosieWitch has mastered the vB codes for italics !
Don’t listen to her Amy. She’s a real witch. I know, 'cause I weighed her, and she weighed just as much as a duck. Therefore, she’s made of wood. And we all know what THAT means.
Oh, and if THAT doesn’t convince you, she’s also a Québéquerianoise or whateverthehelltheycallit
Hello Amy,
How you doing??
Good to have you here. Believe everything your Dad tells you about Coldfire.
Enjoy yourself here, and if your getting hassle, give us a shout, as you know your Dad is getting on in years…
Amy, don’t believe anything Coldfire is saying. His clogs must be a bit tight today. Welcome!
[Cartman] Screw you guys, I’m going home! [/Cartman]
Hmm. . . Something familiar about the writing style, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Welcome Aboard. Enjoy, have fun, annoy your dad and feel free to shoot any abuse you want at Moosie and Cold. They are both nuts!
Welcome Amy. I believe you already met some of the posters in the Smoke Out topic. I’m glad to see that you’ve taken the plunge and registered as a user. Happy Posting!
BTW, your dad is great! Tell us, is he as awesome in real life as he is here?
This is great. Anybody wanna hear the real stories behind the gerbil and Wally’s cybersexcapade.
Welcome Amy! I sure hope I won’t have to stop flirting with your dad now. Uh-oh, or change my sig line - Yikes!
It will be very nice to have you here with us!
Welcome Amy, Just one word of advice don’t take ANY advice from these drunken sots!
Including me
Welcome, Amy. You must take after your mother, you’re way to nice to have taken after Wally!