I’m new around here. Lurker for a while, now I’m a poster. I just wanted to say hello and introduce myself. Hello.
Welcome to the asylum, The official welcoming committee should be here shortly
I’m not part of the official welcoming committee, but I figured I’d welcome you anyway. I mean, what are they gonna do? Kick me off a committee I’m not even on?
So… Welcome!
I don’t buy it. You can ask a mod to change your name back to what it should be, Dick Whitman.
Welcome 
So, you from my hometown?
Are you any relation to Henry Pfaffenbach? From Eagle River?
…just kidding, you want a beer? Hey, silenus! Get this guy a beer, will ya!?
Hi Don. Nice to meet you. Your name sounds familiar.
Are you THE Don Draper?
Hi Don Draper. Welcome to the dope. You’ll be pleased to know that I don’t have a TV, and had to look your name up on Wikipedia after** Cat Whisperer** tipped me off. If you’d chosen Dexter Morgan, however, I’d have gotten it.
I’m guessing it’s from Mad Men?
(I could look it up, but what fun would that be?)
Welcome Don Draper! Do people ever call you “DD”?
Welcome!
The first thing you should know is that everyone here is crazy except me. But I expect you’ll figure that out on your own fairly soon…
Oh, and I hoped someone told you about wearing old clothes for the initiation ritual. And to keep that bail bondsman’s card handy.
Welcome!
Hi **Don Draper. **Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
No, just A Don Draper. They come in six packs.
Don’t believe it - I’ve MET him!
I’ll add my welcome to Hometownboy’s. Welcome Don Draper!
And I assure you, Don, that nobody’s needed a bail bond for a Doper initiation yet. At least, not for their own initiation.
Before that starts, there’s a few tests. Mainly for allergic reactions to shellfish, latex, fruits, and techno.
Always nice when another lurker comes out of the shadows…
- purplehorseshoe, former lurker