Greetings all! I am a new doper, I am dating pbbth, she got me into this, so anyone I piss off can forward all complaints to her!
I am a brilliant scrabble player and extremely modest. That’s all for now!
ben@nicetomeetallofyou.hi
Hello, and let me be the first to welcome you aboard!
Hello and welcome
[SIZE=“1”]and why didn’t you come to last weeks dopefest?[/SIZE]
Welcome! Did you bring pie? It’s customary for all newcomers to bring pie. 
At least, I say it’s customary.
I’ll have the goat, squid, and 200 tubs of vanilla frosting brought in shortly.
I’ve enjoyed pbbth’s posts and I’m sure she wouldn’t be dating a dork so Welcome!
Welcome!
Did you bring Pie?
mmmmmmmm pie
No,no,no, he was brought in by another Doper. He gets chocolate frosting.
And durians.
Welcome aboard Wraine you lucky guy. 
Thank you all for the welcomes! As for the pie, no, I am like Bob, I forgot to bring the pie, and I am so glad Weebl and Bob are known of!
You are wrong in so very many ways!
I just looked up what durians are on wikipedia and…well…DAMN!!! Fruit should not be frightening!
Ah, I still remember eating a durian. :shudders:
Welcome aboard W!
Welcome. pbbth a great lady, you are a lucky guy.
The squid will be here shortly.
Which squid? We do have several on the board.
Allow this ex-squid to welcome you, as well.
Welcome, Wraine! Would you like some ice cream? I think I got the bugs out of the recipe.
Dating pbbth, eh? Well done!
Where were you last Saturday, man? Me and your girlfriend were eating decadent, delicious cheesecake, completely oblivious to the reality of your existence.*
*Okay, maybe she was aware you existed? I certainly wasn’t.
Welcome to the Dope! Just stand right on this ‘‘X’’ and don’t move. No matter what you hear.
For the record, if he pisses you off I certianly do not want all complaints directed to me! Direct them to Wraine, the Pit, and/or the deity of your choice as you see fit.
Welcome to the dope sweetie! I’m sorry about anything that happens that is squid related. Well, not so much sorry as amused.
huh huh…Wraine is on the rise.
Who’s rise? AHA! I think I found the goat!!!
I feel very privileged because I have actually met this noob in person, and the rest of you at the dopefest didn’t - nyeeeeeeeeeeh! He was very nice, he said if he was gay he’d fuck me, compliments don’t get much better than that do they?
Hope you have fun here Wraine, now relax, this won’t hurt a bit…
Approaches holding the squid
You guys really need to give me some advance warning on these initiations…
Well if you were doing your JOB we wouldn’t need to. Seriously, what an unprofessional approach to take…