Hello. I hope you stay more active on this board than I have. At the moment, I’m at 0.10 posts per day.
Hello there, cake or death?
He is diabetic so that isn’t really a fair choice for him…could he perhaps choose between death and diet coke?
So basically in “cake or death” it’s kind of the same difference?
Hello Wraine. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
I, and many other members, I’m sure, would very much like to hear you pronounce “pbbth”. Welcome anyway.
You are very lucky to know pbbth. Welcome to the Dope. You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!
Mwuhahhahaaahahhahaaaaa!
Welcome!
Someone link this poor soul to death blimp and the dissertations of Sampiro. I’m not at my regular computer right now so I don’t have them handy.
pbbth will just have to manage without his company for a few weeks while he gets caught up.
But I suppose he should start with the cooler of evil.
Welcome. Are you made of chocolate, by any chance?