Grrr…stupid new mouse, jumping over to “submit reply” instead of “preview” before I got to spellcheck. :mad:
Minions! Execute this mouse at once!
RUN mouse.exe
THERE! mouse executed…
(I love joining a thread two days late and getting the easy tasks!)
: walks up behind Hal, sipping on a Bailey’s-n-milk :
Who ya talkin’ to?
: peers over Hal’s shoulder in interest :
Dungeon Of Unspeakable Horrors, huh?
I was wondering where your laundry went.
Here’s the evil smiley.
Be nice, he’s only on loan. 
<sigh>…that’s what I got for contracting my Dungeon Of Unspeakable Horrors to the lowest bidder. :smack:
Anyway, Stranger, you’ve proven yourself a loyal minion indeed. I now place you in charge of talking some sense into harmless.
Good luck…yer gonna need it. :dubious:
yeah, um…Hal? About that Dungeon of Unspeakable Horrors? See, there, after the episode with the ‘ale’ and the whores, well, I kinda…accidentally… locked myself in there? And so I ended up having to open the access panel and cut the control wires. So that little switch thingy you have in your office doesn’t…exactly…work anymore. :o And all the Unspeakable Horrors kinda…escaped. :eek:
On the brighter side, the Dungeon of used-to-be-Unspeakable Horrors turns out to be the perfect place to put all those Elliptical machines you ordered!
Hal You promised me part of the board, now look what you’ve done. I was willing to provide medical services to the Grand Committee. But you’ve ruined it. You have to be punished, Hal. I have the knowledge and the cunning. I also have the access. You will NOT see it coming. Watch your back, Hal. Don’t go to sleep, Hal. Don’t stand by the window, Hal. BRAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHEHEHEHE. (steps into hero suit and and cape.)
tic don’t worry, I have it handled.
Ummm, excuse me, picunurse…let’s recap, shall we? You say I “promised [you] part of the board”? I do not recall making any such promise. You may be thinking of this…
(bolding mine)
I’ll be damned. I didn’t even notice the subliminals tick had used. D’oh.
All the vast riches of these fourms could have been yours, had you just asked. And now you seek to make threats over results garnered from your own mistakes? Unwise.
However, as always, I am a forgiving, benevolent dictator. Simply hop up on that photocopier over there for a bit and all will be forgiven.
Clothahump wanders in, carrying a large, dripping pie in each hand.
“These boards have now been siezed. Resistance is futile, and will be met with…PIE!”
Okay…Clothahump, since I’m supposed to be in charge of this, would you set those pies on the table over there…next to the brownies and cheesecakes?
Oh! Those are weapons? Then set them over there–next to all the crates of whipped cream. they might not be lethal, but they’re bound to be fun…
I’m sorry Hal, I don’t make a very good loyal minion.
I executed your mouse in a burst of goodwill.
(well, goodwill towards all except the mouse…)
as far as talkin sense into harmless I’m not much of a talker, (see my post count/join date) but there IS this Deathray that folks keep leaving about…
Oh, sorry Stranger, didn’t you get the Minion Memo? “Talking-to” is just a euphemism for “torture and brainwash until the subject is a happy member of the family again”.
Please, feel free to help yourself to some death rays, if it’ll help you in your task.
Now then, I’ve got to get back to plotting the destruOOOO! Pie! Good work, Clothahump and sofia!
Are we all ready for my maniacal laugh? …good. Then I’ll begin.
BWA HA HA HA HA!!
You may have the power now Hal but you forget that there are still those who rank above you in the food chain.
MODS!!!
And seeing as this is my thread then one little call and it will all be over. I think it’s time for another maniacal laugh, don’t you? …good.
BWA HA HA HA HA!!
Oh shall I do it, shall I, SHALL I HAL!!!
You’ve driven me to madness. If I can’t be supreme ruler of the boards no-one can.
**Mods please close this thread as soon as possible. It has run it’s course
Signed nocturnal_tick, thread starter.**
…I feel better now that Hal is all NOOOOOOO!!!. I don’t even need to laugh maniacally again…oh just once more.
BWA HA HA HA HA!!
Well. All righty, then.