He has an official Twitter account. He could prove it through there, even with a video or some such. One of the extremely useful powers of Twitter.
I’d forgotten that. Remind me again…?
Thanks! Completely slipped my mind.
Oh, “bacon”. I thought you said “molluscs”.
Kevin Bacon, Kevin Bacon, Kevin Bacon.
(Just in case he can’t get here because he is stuck in a model somewhere.)
Wait, Kevin Bacon is like Candyman now?
No, I said model, not mirror. But trying to make Kevin Bacon appear makes more sense than trying to free him I guess.
I bet his IQ’s in the dubble figgerz, just like mine! 
Q
Dear Kevin, have you ever considered marketing your own brand of breakfast meats?
Kevin Bacon Bacon? Kinda catchy, I must say! Better than Jimmy Dean’s sausasge!
Here’s a link to The Bacon Bros. Webpage. Maybe the more articulate ones of you might write their publicist and let him/her know what we’re doing, unless you want to just depend he’ll see this on his own.
Is it “cheating” to do that? Hell, maybe. But I can’t think of a better way to get him in here!
Whatch’all think?
Q
Since Dean’s passing there does seem to be an unfilled niche in the market for celebrity-endorsed breakfast meats.
No Quasi, I think it is best to let sleeping Kevin Bacons lie.
If he isn’t tempted by the celebrity meat angle maybe Kevin would consider investing in a doughnut shop ala Tim Hortons.
It could serve Baconbits.
As you wish! I have to admit, though, it may be a long, long time before we see him, and so we have to keep the thread alive. 
Q
:: taps microphone ::
Kevin? Are you here yet?
If he shows up, I would expect his user name to be something like " Kevin Bacon’s Left Testicle."
Band Name!
Would you accept Shakin’ Bacon?
If he’s a lurker, he’d probably choose Bacon Salt.
They do make baconnaise. I bet it’s good.