Kevin Bacon is so bad ass that Chuck Norris will only come within two degrees of Kevin Bacon, and that isn’t voluntarily.
Ugh! And the big poop hasn’t been around for a year and a half! Mad face.
And ATTENTION EVERYONE! This thread is now on The Straight Dope home page.
::: jumping :::: waving :::: Hi Kevin!! Hey, Kevin!! Hi!! Look over here!!!
Some say that last year he made six figures… with a decimal point.
And that Wolves line up to dance with him.
All we know is: he’s called Kevin Bacon!
I love your sandwiches.
You ate a Kevin sandwich?
Oh, yeah! Your partnership with Irving Lettuce and Phil Tomato is sheer genius!
Isn’t it bad enough that someone like Kevin Bacon can’t go out to have a nice dinner at Spago without someone telling him how much they liked him in She’s Having a Baby and could they please get an autograph for their daughter, Fred? Now poor Kevin Bacon can’t even get up, scratch himself a couple times, and sit down at his computer, unshaven and wearing boxers and a ratty old t-shirt[sup]*[/sup], and check his e-mail, which must contain lots of scripts from important producers and casting agents, without google alerts telling him “ooh, we’re quite the coolest people on the internet to hang out with,” and “could you give a shoutout next time you’re on Entertainment Tonight so we know it’s really you.” Is this the world we want to make for Kevin Bacon, and all the aspiring Kevin Bacons like him?
Yes, Kevin Bacon probably looks good like that, but that’s beside the point.
Now, that’s awesome, Ellen! What a great idea this is DMark!
Quasi
I have some Bacon Salt, it’s good!
Hi Kevin!
He could take a pic of himself with the SD homepage (or hell, this thread) in the background and link to it online. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
ETA: Kevin Bacon
What’s all this I hear about Kevin Bacon?
Okay, I might as well come clean, folks.
I’m Kevin Bacon. I chose the nom de fake Chef Troy because I was conceived in Troy, NY and if the acting thing hadn’t worked out, I wanted to be a chef. I’ve been living a lie all this time because frankly, I felt intimidated by all you high foreheads and I thought you’d all look down on me for being an actor.
Whew! It feels SO good to get that off my chest. Thanks, everyone.
Oh, and p.s. – no love for Hollow Man? I thought it was the pinnacle of my filmography.
…Okay, I’m not really Kevin Bacon.
That’s what I came in to say! Hi, Kevin! My 12 year old daughter adored you in Footloose.
Come on guys ----- Pleeeeeeeze? :)
This could be a MILESTONE, if we’d just let it!
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What this thread needs is Kevin Bacon singing a Rolling Stones song:
Bacon Brothers encore, Hamburg Germany
Oh, what the hell.
Hi, Kevin! Really enjoyed your work–I still remember Chip Diller getting trampled in Animal House, and the great job you did as Jack Swigert in Apollo 13. Hope all is well, and looking forward to seeing you in the pictures again soon!
All the best,
Spoons
Oh, YEAH!
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Bacon spans the ages!
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Oh, yeah - he was great in Apollo 13. Bacon circles the Moon!