“I get a lot of letters from jail. … ‘Dear Miss Cho: I like women with fat arms, and you have the fattest arms I have ever seen! I want you to jack me off with your big fat arms!’ And it’s on Hello Kitty stationery. How do you get Hello Kitty stationery in jail? Does Leavenworth now have a Sanrio outlet?”
There are Monchichi condoms, too.
On a side note, I used to know a Taiwanese girl who had a pair of very nicely-fitting but completely unlicensed jeans which had a Hello Kitty graphic on the ass – except the text said “Hello Pussy.” She had no idea of the other connotations that this copyright dodge suggested. (She also had a “Winnie the Poo” jacket.)
I wasn’t able to see the link in the OP (bandwidth exceeded) – apologies if my link was redundant.
A store near me sells the full line of Hello Kitty goods…stationery, stickers, sunglasses and lunchboxes are lined up right next to condoms, vibrators, and lingerie.
I haven’t seen Hello Kitty condoms, but I did find a brand of condoms here that uses other Sanrio characters.
(page is in Japanese, but the graphics should work fine)
http://www.sampson.com.hk/isight/servlet/shop.front.product.ProductDetails?product_id=124
Mmmm… platypussy.
One of the product benefits listed for the above condoms is “falling off prevention.”
I can think of several different things that could mean, and I’d be very glad if it prevented all of them.
My friend Corey thinks that my friend Jocelyn needs a Hello Kitty vibrator, simply because I told him that she likes Hello Kitty merchandise. Somehow, I don’t think so.
(I’m going to confess my innocence here, and say that I didn’t know what a vibrator looked like until he linked me to a page with one on it… :o )
F_X
Do you remember when teen age boys carried a condom in their billfold to impress the other boys with their ‘experience?’
Now it’s worked down to the pre-teen girls who cam get a prize show and tell item to carry in their purse and giggle over with her friends.
Do you remember when teen age boys carried a condom in their billfold to impress the other boys with their ‘experience?’
Now it’s worked down to the pre-teen girls who cam get a prize show and tell item to carry in their purse and giggle over with her friends.
Smart merchandising!
I have a Hello Kitty wallet, backpack, dayplanner, several stuffed animals, and even a couple of pairs of Hello Kitty underwear.
I hope none of my friends see this thread. I’d hate to think of what I might be getting for my next birthday. :eek:
Features:
Hello Kitty toaster.
Hello Kitty bong.
Hello Cthulhu.
Translations of the text on the Badtz Maru condoms.
And more!
You resurrected a 1 1/2-years dead thread in order to link it to a thread started yesterday?
And untrue. Driving lessons, at least in my state, are required only for those under 18. First-time adult drivers don’t have to take any lessons in order to get a license.
I don’t think he’s going to respond to you, Bricker. He only posted twice - over four years ago.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: My posts are invisible.