Um… Well, it doesn’t vibrate on its own if that’ll make you feel better about it.
LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR CHURCH FUNCTIONS!
With that out of the way, I must confess my undying love for Badtz Maru. I will not be ashamed that I attend my senior-level accounting classes with my Badtz Maru 3 ring binder and my Badtz Maru notepaper and pens. Nor will I be embarassed that I was sad when I just sold my old car and my Badtz Maru window clings were unrecoverable. I have to visit my local Sanrio store and see what I can get to make up for the loss. Maybe a Badtz Maru notecube or two for the office.