Howdy, Turp!
I’m Michelle, but the real me is much more timid than my cyber-ego.
This is going to sound kinky, but have you ever mounted a deer butt? When we were house shopping, one of the places we toured had the back end of a deer mounted on a plaque and hanging on the wall.
I took the liberty of bringing a bunch of Chinese take-out and a scrub brush. Where can I get started?
btw, we didn’t buy the deer-butt house.
I never introduced myself, either. I realized I probably should have, but I never have gotten around to it yet.( I hit 200 posts today.) This is my first message board, too. Buncha board virgins around here!
Anyhow, it’s nice to meet you!
I like circus peanuts, and I don’t know why…
- We were supposed to introduce ourselves??? * I’m ALWAYS the last to know these things!
Hiya, ** Turp, ** it would be hard to forget you, the first thread that I really remembered your name was the infamous house affliction, commonly called a ‘guest’.
AND while duct tape is one of my favorite things in the world, next to velcro, making it into a person has never occured to me…hmmmm, how 'bout the lint from the dryer?? I have PLENTY of that, it’s soft and it’s easier to mold…oh, sorry about using that ‘word’, brings back the feet, doesn’t it??? 
Greets, Turpentine and all!
I’m so new I think I may still have some packaging left on me.
:grabs a circus peanut: mmm… circus peanuts…
I introduced myself in Bottle’s thread, but then I forgot to follow it… damn work for getting in the way!
Anyway, hi all!
** Zenster **-
Crap! I forgot to buy any beverages! And the house still stinks and it’s a mess and all i have are circus peanuts.
I’m so sorry, I can’t give you a beer. I do have some watered-down Kool-aid that’s been sitting in the fridge for awhile…
Yes, i remember you here and there, thanks for dropping by even though my party food is so crummy.
Yes, i saw a picture of you with a saxophone, I think you were with Oldscratch and Snoooooopy and LauraRae was it?
Susan Bananahands told me she was currently seeing someone though, so watch those busy hands…her guy is really intelligent but he travels a lot. His name’s C3PO and he has the same diffculties and she does understanding human behavior.
And I have yet to mount a deer rump.
I have a book that explains how to do it, though.
The bold heading was
“Mounting a deer rump.”
and when my fungoid guest saw me reading it one night he said
“deer rump mounting? I’m already good at THAT!”
You know, I never introduced myself either. I think I’ll keep it that way.
Turp, if Susie B is on the couch, you might want to get her some Fungisil. But don’t worry about the C3PO fellow. I think he may be a little “funny” that way, if you know what I mean.
Just a quick bump for Turpentine. I’ll be e-mailing Susan right now, asking for some blueprints. I’d love to get started this weekend on the project, but I don’t want to go about it all wrong, so any help would be appreciated.