Hiya, Asmo! (I like Asmo better than Asmy.) Welcome in!
Now with 1000 posts of pure wisdom!
(or something)
Oh! Welcome Asmodeus! (anyone else think that sounds like an old Falco song?)
Zette clears her throat, grabs the mic and sings…
He was the first punk ever to set foot on this earth.
He was a genius from the day of his birth.
He could play the piano like a ring and a bell
And ev’rybody screamed:
Come on, welcome Asmodeus.
He was a superstar, he was dynamite and whatever he did (it)
Seemed to be alright.
And he drank (and) he cursed and he fooled around
But when the women would shout:
Welcome Asmodeus,
Asmodeus, Asmodeus, Asmodeus,
Asmodeus, Asmodeus, Asmodeus,
Oh oh oh Asmodeus.
With a bottle of wine in one hand and a woman in the other
'Cause he was a ladies man
He never stopped to worry what the next day would bring
Because the girls would sing:
Welcome Asmodeus,
Asmodeus, Asmodeus, Asmodeus,
Asmodeus, Asmodeus, Asmodeus,
Oh oh oh Asmodeus.
His mind was on rock and roll and having fun
Because he lived so fast he had to die so young.
But he made his mark in history.
Still ev’rybody says:
Welcome Asmodeus
Asmodeus, Asmodeus, Asmodeus,
Asmodeus, Asmodeus, Asmodeus,
Oh oh oh Asmodeus.
Welcome, Asmodeus!!!
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
The first thing that came to my mind was the evil snake in the book Redwall.
Then again, I’m a dork.
Well, that’s a relief. It’s just a new guy. I thought this was going to be a Partridge Family thead.
–John
'Twis brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gymble in the wabe.
Mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momeraths outgrabe.
Wasn’t “Asmodeus” the supernatural being that Rabbi Judah Loew of Prague called upon to breathe life into the Golem?
Hmmmmm…{checking web resources}…the demon in charge of Avarice, and a close buddy of Beelzebub.
Lovely to have you here, Asmo.
“Mr Asmodeus” was also the name of the ranger/cop in the classic movie “Equinox,” sometimes titled as “The Beast.”
This was Frank “Herb Tarlek” Bonner’s first movie, and is quite a classic.
Mr Asmodeus doesn’t carry a pitchfork around; however, when he turns into a flying demon, he does have a pitchfork-shaped tail!
Sci-fi great Fritz Leiber also has a cameo in it, IIRC.
Welcome,
You have entered the **Straight Dope Zone. **
Don’t be afraid, most people here won’t bite you. There used to be a brithael (sp?0 here that bit all the time. But ChiefScott slew him/her/it.
Those that do bite have had thier shots. Which reminds me, I’m due for a booster in a week or so.
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
Welcome Asmodeus. You’ll have to forgive Zette, she hasn’t taken her medication this morning.
“So, for once in my life, let me get what I want.
Lord knows, it would be the first time.”
NAME CHANGE!
Youre ASSMAR in my mind from now on! Wee! Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies close friend to Asmodeus, Assmar! Get it? Aww hell I dont even get it! Oh well.
Kisses!
}><(((^><^)))><{
Ophy
Thank God! I think I see Nurse Rachet now…
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
::Handing Zette a stick of Juicy Fruit.::
“Put it in the basket Chief! Put it in the basket!”
“So, for once in my life, let me get what I want.
Lord knows, it would be the first time.”
Push it up…push it up…push it way up!
Okay, so a bunch of people beat me to the punch (hey, that rhymes), but let me also welcome you to the wonderful world of The Straight Dope. I don’t care where you got your screen name from, I think it looks pretty cool.
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Hmmmm. Excellent credentials! Welcome to the insanity. We’re bright (for the most part), we’re dysfunctional but we’re rarely boring.
Veb
Actually, I’m waiting on satan to wander in here…
At any rate, welcome.
Hmmmm…in charge of lust, are ye? We’ll have to invite you to the next naked pillow fight…
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Avarice! Avarice!!! Not lust!!!
Geez, that Sealemon’s got only ONE thing on his mind. He makes me so pissed off I have to go eat an entire Lobster Mayonnaise while lying in bed wishing I had Ed Zotti’s job. And I’m proud of it, too.
Uke