Hello world!

Just wanted to say Hi before I jumped right in. I have read this board for quite awhile. Here’s to a great relationship!

Howdy! Here’s the rule, They call me GOD, and bow to my divinity. That’s about it, if you wish not to worship me go ahead, but don’t blame me when you contract VD. Also, welcome… unless you turn out to be a jerk, in which case I knew it from the start. Look forward to talkin to ya!


Kisses!
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Ophy

By the way, I’m sure you’re a nice guy but I gotta cover my ass around here, all of the British people are pissed off at me right now.


Kisses!
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Ophy

Hi Asmodeus. Welcome to the board!


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Thanks!
I think…

Damn! Already an almost simupost!
Who’d of thought.
Thanks PCW!

So you’re the one!! hey, I love all the Redneck Haiku you’ve come up with.

(note: the preceding was a joke. the Chrome Toaster does not believe that Ophey is GOD.)
(But I do love that Haiku.)


A Slightly Altered Perception of Reality…
Chrome Toaster

Hey! Hey!

No cheap posts allowed in my thread!

Oh my Golly Goodness, how shameful of me! If they had that edit feature turned on I could go back and rectify my boo boo… I am sorry, Asmodeus, that I forgot to even mention you in your own “welcome to the party” thread!!

Welcome!!I hope you like it here. It sure is a lot of laughs, isn’t it?
JoWallaby

Ooops! I forgot the poster GOD! Hah, I’m a dumbass! Again, welcome Asmodeus! By the way, your name means “creature of Judgement” in Hebrew. Also, in Hell, you’re the ruler of all gaming houses! You’re also Adam’s first son by Lilith. You’re also said to have invented carousels, music, dancing, and drama. Good job, but sorry, in all scripts you’re a demon. Thanks for the Smashing Pumpkins! Isn’t religion fun!


Kisses!
}><(((^><^)))><{
Ophy

Awww, c’mon! Cheap posts are what I do best!

http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif

that, and messing up code! (hopefully not this one, though!)

A Slightly Altered Perception of Reality…
Chrome Toaster

Howdy! Howdy! Howdy! From down here in Texas, Asmodeus! Welcome aboard, it’ll be a great ride! Glad to have you, and I’m looking forward to your wit and wisdom. :smiley:

And pay no attention to that guy Ophy, he’s really sweet in his own inimical way!! :wink:


Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God

Hola, welcome aboard, have fun.


~-MCM-~

Watch it there Asmy! That Purplebear’ll break yer heart! You wine and dine her till the imthecowgodmoos come home, and what happens next, you hear from some anonymous board member that she’s married with kids! Damn you Purplebear! I loved you!


Kisses!
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Ophy

Thanks to all!

Ophanium.

And all this time I thought he was the Babylonian god of lust!

I would just like to state that my name has been misspelled TWICE on this thread. And again welcome Asmy. You don’t mind if I call you Asmy do you?


Kisses!
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Ophy

Sure!

It beats the hell out of odeus!

uhh…a play on words, sorta.

nevermind.

Sure.

OPHANIM

My apologies. Forgive a newbies error.

Hi again, Asmodeus! See what a fun bunch we are here?! :slight_smile: :wink:

<side to Ophy> Dear, you never asked! In fact, you never asked me directly about anything. I still like ya. Hugs anyway! :slight_smile:

Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God

Nobody knows me. I’ve wandered aimlessly through the message boards with no one noticing me because, I’ll admit it, I’m really not that funny. Lord knows I try…dammit…hey from one relatively newbie to the other…don’t talk to yourself online, makes ya look bad. Welcome!!!


Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee