Enough with these carne puns! Is that all you people are Hereford?
I don’t know hoof the bell you think you are, but we’re playing an alphabet game right now, thank you for not interrupting.
Kobe
L is for longhorn.
My next house is going to have a meat locker in the basement instead of this stupid fucking sauna that noone ever uses.
Moooo.
Neigh! Haiku, limericks? How about a quote: Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
Francis Bacon
…or anagrams:
HELLO I’M KATEPS = KILL E-MEAT SHOP
O is for Ox
P is for Polled
Q is for …Quadruped?
“R” is for rump roast.
Ice cream reading these bad puns, but it be-hooves me to be polite and not carp or be pig-headed about other’s poster’s swinish beefavior. If others can stomach this nonsense, so can I. But, as lung as this tripe continues, meat-heads will just keep ram-ming jokes down our gullets.
T is for Teat!
or…Testicle, depending.
KatePS’s slogan: “Ox” me no questions and I’ll “tail” you no lies.
Dumb, but it made me laugh. 
If there is no rule at this message board about posting links to calf diarrhea sites, there ought to be.
Well damn, I shut that thread right the F down, didn’t I?
5 pages was probably too much, anyway.
I don’t know. I think this thread will just keep running…'til the cows come home.
Every time I see a post from you I figure the thread will be eighty-sixed shortly.
I think you mean, “Atey-Sicksed”.
Back to our Alphabet game:
I considered “U” is for “Udder”, but that’s an obvious choice, so…
“U” is for “ungulate”.
Nice to see this thread is still managing to de-liver.
(Sorry, that was offal.)