Verily, This thread still has vitality for our protein vittles.
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you ,” says Dolly. “It’s true; no bull!” exclaims Daisy.
Meat is murder!!!
I’m not a vegetarian, but I think it’d been a while since we heard from them so I’m stepping in for 'em.
Stepping in what for 'em?
Two cows, grazing in a field in England; talking about ‘cow stuff’.
‘So,’ says first cow, ‘what do you make of this Mad Cow Disease thing?’
‘What do I care?’ says second cow, ‘I’m a helicopter.’
But fish is justifiable homicide.
Said years ago by some British stand-up comic I’d be happy to credit if I could just remember his name… 
What the hay . . . V is for veal.
What a load of bulloney!
W is for wagu
Neat!
Hmmm. Next letter is a little tricky…
OK
X is for hyperkeratosis. Heh.
Being a vegetarian is a shankless job.
X is for xylem, the water-transport part of the plants that bovine love to munch. Did you know that “Filamentous structures of the rumen anaerobic fungi penetrate and substantially weaken the xylem cell walls of forages in the rumen”? Isn’t that interesting? Don’t you enjoy thinking about cow stomachs? I sure do.
Y is for scours.
OK. I know I’m going to regret this…but why is Y for scours?
Because he thinks he’s being funny and just wanted to post that stupid link again.
And…Z is for Zebu.
Let’s see, two posts in this thread and you weren’t even trying to play either time.
Suck it, crabbypants!
I wonder if Yaks get scours? Yecch!