I did too play! I played the Alphabet Game. I’m just not a very punny person so I didn’t play that game.
BTW, how does Y relate to scours? 
It doesn’t. I was just trying to be funny by posting that link again.
What a load of tripe.
“The cow’s digestive system is a fascinating thing,” Tom ruminated.
Cattle are simple. Indeed, when it comes to cows, watusi is what you get.
And speakng of cow diseases, I think the best source of information about bovine skin cancer can be found in that classic work from George Eliot:
The Mole on the Flossie
Or Testicle, descending? 
Wat’ chew talkin’ 'bout, Willis?
I think it would be for the Bessie if we dropped the cow puns.
I agree. Let’s concentrate on the more positive (indeed the more artistic) contributions that cows have made to society.
For example… what was the name of that wonderful Broadway musical with the dancing cattle? You know the one I mean. That long-running musical. What was it…? Oh yeah…
A Taurus Line
Sorry, dude, but you even topped me this time. You wanted a spammer not to be banned. That’s hilarious!
He probably wrestles the phone away from his mom as she’s about to hang up on a telemarketer: “Waiiiit, he deserves a chaaaaaaance…”
Come now, anoa we can all get along.
A spammer? All she wanted was to see recipes, meat new friends, and share her amazing beef with us.
Cud you not guess?
Sigh. Yet another day of bovine puns. When will it end?
Maybe if I go away today, and come back tamaraw…?
It’s going to carry on until the cows come home. 
Cud we least all agree to stop using the same jokes and puns over and over that we’ve already herd several times beefore in this thread? Time to moooove on to something gnu.
I was waiting for someone to pull out the “gnu” pun. Finally, some good gnus!
If I’d seen this a few hours ago, I would’ve suggested we turn our attention to some Saturday morning cow tunes. I don’t know about ewe, but those were always a favorite when I was a kid.