Yeah, well a thread like these just brings out the wilde beest in some people.
Sometimes, in my darkest thoughts,
I wish I’d never learned
what it is to be in love,
and have that love returned.
I’ll miss you KatePS.
The morning glory on my back porch is in full bloom today. Truly a beau vine!
Snap out of it drew, KatePS was a malicious manipulator who was only out to turn a profit. She never really cared for us, she just tried to lure us in…
And we went…
One by one…
Like lambs to the slaughter.
ahem
Old bull and young bull are standing together in a field.
Young bull says “Let’s jump that gate and fuck one of those cows”.
Old bull says “Son, how bout we walk through that gate and do 'em all”.
Dana Lyons’ wonderful Cows with Guns. Beware, KatePS.
For heifer and heifer and heifer.
Amen.
I wouldn’t stew over it.
Yeah, I’d get off the back porch pronto before the neighbours report you to the police.
That would be a cowardly thing to do.
Pssst… Bossy is a name for a cow…
I’m outta here, cowabunga dudes.
Don’t have a cow, man!
Wow…
Reason #1286 I love the Straight Dope
Wow now, brown cow.
Wow! Jokes were posted at a brisket pace, but now, no posts in almost 18 hours. Looks like this thread has ground to a halt. We had fun roasting KatePS, but maybe it’s time for the ribbing to stop. Shoulder should we not chuck it?
Toucanna there’s a lot at steak here. If you can’t tough it out, you should just tender your resignation.
Now that’s just graze-y talk.
I keep picturing Gary Larson’s cows.
This is a Grade A thread. Some prime posts here, for sure. Definitely a cut above.