Two bulls at the top of the hill. They look down the slope and see a herd of cows.
The young bull says, “Let’s run down the hill and mate with a cow!”
The old bull says, “Let’s walk down and mate with all of them.”
Thanks for re-serving THAT cold dish, Paul S…it kinda lost its spice though.
A milking stool has only three legs, because the cow has the udder.
Oh, cheese whiz, some of these puns are not very gouda. Ricotta get some cheddar material.
I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it’s friesian outside.
Just pull on a nice warm jersey.
A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. “I believe it’s your radiator,” said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. “A cow just gave me advice about my car!” he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field. The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down the field. “The cow with two big black spots on it?” the farmer asked slowly. “Yes! Yes! That’s the one!” the excited man replied. “Oh. Well, that’s Ethel,” the farmer said, turning back to the man. “Don’t pay any attention to her. She doesn’t know a thing about cars.”
Yes, the ayrshire does feel quite cold here in Central Virginia this morning.
In all seriousness, have the moderators finished discussing whether or not KatePS will be allowed to come back? I’ve been on the edge of my seat all week and I just can’t take it any longer.
I know we’ve been milking this thread for all it’s worth, butter chances are probably pretty skim. Has it curd to you that cheese had her go and there’s no whey the mods will change their minds?
Ice cream when I see posts like this. :eek:
I’d like to thank KatePS for starting a thread that has had me chuckling all week.
Poor KatePS, she deserved better. I’m sorry we chased that Galloway.
Oh, Lourdais! I’ve seem to have gotten my Wangus in your Sussex! Such a large Glan pushing hard in your Florida Cracker makes me the king of Beefmasters…
Gudali Miss Molly!
Be careful not to get them confused.
FYI, UC Davis (famous for their ag schools - home of the fistulated display cow) has an internal street named Beau Vine Lane. But even they would agree that these puns are so bad that we should shove them into an electronically controlled vault and then destroy the entrecôte.
The Horro! The Horro!
Well, looks like it’s curtains for KatePS’s beef. Least everyone else got their puns down pat.
Who knew that a spam thread could unknowingly teach us that there are at least 400 different breeds of cattle? Color me Pie Rouge. Fuck yeah, SDMB! Fuck yeah, KatePS!
PAUL S, meet Cold Dish. There’s a lot of bull in them thar posts.
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I’m staying warm by drinking a Holstein of beer. So, I’m feeling no Angus-t. But I don’t want to be a Boran repeat puns already used, as that might cause a Dhanni-brook. I don’t see this thread lasting Dulong, now. But, I suppose we might as well Kerry on to the Finnish. Gosh, I’m sounding like a Maure-on, aren’t I? Hope I don’t incur anyone’s Rath.
Gotta go! Siri* tells me my Limousin is here.
*Yep, that’s a breed of cattle.