Welcome Shahid Ali Khan. Please sit here and ignore any noises you may hear, or shapes you may see from behing the curtain. Also smells. Ignore any of those as well.
[size=1]Hey, everyone, he doesn’t even know about the (mumbel mumble mumble). Ha haha![/size=1]
Ahh nuts, I had you pegged as Irish.
If you wanna speak like a Scotsman, it helps if you wear a kilt and shag sheep. 
Welcome to the SDMB!
I’m sorry, you missed my poor attempt at humor. Didn’t you hear my inflection? I guess I should have used one of them face thingies. :smack:
Welcome aboard!
Wasn’t that the New Zealanders? 
Now that you think about it, McKhan seems kinda cool as a Doper nickname. Or McNahk.