Hello people,
Just signed up to SDMB after lurking in here for the past one year or so… and I do intend to subscribe here permanently.
Ahem…I believe I may have to pass through some uhh… exotic rituals involving **goats ** and calamari…hope its not *that * traumatic an experience - for the goat that is… 
Cheers
Welcome, Nahk! As for the initiation, it doesn’t happen until you pay up. Also, the goat seems to enjoy it. Mwahahahaha 
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That goat is such a freak.
Welcome, Nahk!
Bah…I have to register to get the goat :mad: …I thought I could get to know it for free 
I need to buy happiness again?
The best things in life … uh … involve tentacles? No, wait, that’s not right…
Welcome!
Welcome, Nahk Ila Dihahs!
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:: sploosh ::
klank klankklank
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whirrrrrrrrr chukchukchuk
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Ahh, it’s okay, Nahk.
We’ll do the ritual just for you, because you’re so devilishly handsome (or stunningly beautiful). 
Hi Nahk Ila Dihahs. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Welcome for now.
If you post something REALLY bright within your first hundred you’ll get some deergoat, fresh from The Isle of Man.
It’s really good.
where is that evil smiley…
Beats a Michigan Wolvernine.
Welcome aboard! Always room for one more!
And who’s Shahid Ali Khan?
And Jonathan Chance wins!!!
Actually JC (may I call you that?) I couldn’t think of any other name - all I could come up with was my name in reverse…
I was wondering who’d notice it first, though…
The best thing that I can tell you is to get some waders from Cabela’s. That way you can put the goat’s back feet in them so it doesn’t run away on you.
Welcome.
So you’ll become a Charter member in about a month, eh? Charlie’s House of Goats is currently backordered on regular sized felching straws, but they may be in by then. For now, we’re stuck with these extra-short ones.
Oh, you’ll “get our goat” alright!!
Your name is Shahid Allah Khan?
What a fine, princely name!
Sorry, mentally fix my typo.
Well, now that everyone knows my name, my nick seems kinda lame…
A question…can I change my nick from my existing one? And if so, can anyone suggest a good doper name for me? I might use it if I like it or change it to something I like…
Suggestions are open…go wild, people…
BAND NAMES!! are welcome too…
Anaamika, you made my day!!!
You get one change. You can e-mail an administrator.
As for what, there is a thread around here that suggests possible Doper names. When I did my change, of course, I didn’t pick any of them! But there are some darn good ones in there. Perhaps some intrepid Doper would link to it.
And you’re welcome! But that is way too many exclamation points to be a sane person.
I too think you have a great name.
So. You’d be Scottish then?
About as far away from being Scottish as it is possible to be…although I’d like to speak like one.