Well, said Imaginary Doper could easily get a bus from NYC into New Jersey (I only live 30 miles outside the city, but it’d be easier and cheaper to pick up Figment from the mall or something), and I could get him to DWG without a problem.
As long as Figment isn’t scared of flying in small airplanes, and can get him/herself to the Harrisonburg, VA area, I can usually talk a student into a cross-country flight of at least a couple hundred miles, so that would leave him stranded somewhere in Kentucky or Tennessee.
[QUOTE=Casey1505] Figment gets violently airsick. From both ends. It’s not a pretty sight.
Well then, Figgy is out of luck from my end if he shows up in the next day or so. I’d gladly give a ride, but my car is sitting in a parking lot 30 miles from home, waiting for me to install a new distributor coil.
If he can wait a couple days, then I’d be happy to drive into West Virginia somewhere.
Well, first things first. Draelin dropped him off at the Water Gap, and I’m on 80 W. Am I continuing on 80W out towards Ohio (what the hell, I’ll call in sick tomorrow), or should I head south on 81, and meet a fellow Doper at the Mason/Dixon line who can continue with Figment on his journey?
If this fictional person makes it down around Atlanta for some reason, I could probably kick himher from the ATL to somewhere around Alabama, though I could get em to New Orleans if they came sometime around August.
This is shaping up so far. I need to get a map to figure out the route and who’s got him (I will post another recap when I do), but it looks like we can get him to Omaha. After all that time alone with misstee, he may not want to continue on, but after she chews him up and spits him out, he will still need to get to LA. Can someone get him from Omaha to points westward?