I thought you couldn’t consent to physical harm even if it was pleasurable?
Anyway, I’d to talk to your girlfriend about it, see if apologising is at all likely to help, first.
NEVER EVER SPEAK TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS PARENTS ABOUT THE SEX YOU HAVING WITH THIER KID!
EVER!
That’s not physical harm. Tell her it was a medical experiment-testing capillary refill under negative pressure conditions. 
Seriously, one more vote for less is more. Speak not a word, and keep future love bites out of sight.
Count me in the Zebra camp. There can be nothing positive that you can say at this point. If, however, the mum brings it up, then I’d go Elfbabe’s response. It’s classic.
OK, I think I get the idea - DON’T SAY ANYTHING!!!
Cheers all, I think you may have saved me from more minor embarassment…
Just be thankful that her mom doesn’t see more of her. My GF (who’s 28) lets her mom see her pretty much naked sometimes (it’s some sort of cultural thing, she’s not shy around her mom) and her mom noticed some early hickey experiments on her umm…chest area.
She didn’t comment (because her mom is really cool) but if she freaked I think I wouldn’t be seeing my MIL until after the wedding
If she does challenge you about it, offer to repeat the exercise with her.
“Geez Lousie, it’s just a CHANCRE! Don’t have a coronary!”
Hickeys = SEX :eek:
But I swear I didn’t have sex with that girl.
My how the world has changed. I recall a time when guys thought if you even wore a condom it wasn’t really sex. Oral sex… no such thing, that was something done to keep from having sex. Masturba…sshhh NEVER say that word, not cool. 
“What, you want I should let your daughter die of snakebite?”
the GF was helping you practice for the Dracula part in that play.
What on earth is a “gormless goit”?
