Well there’s your problem. Without a working metapolar refractive pilfrometer you can’t get a good Styknosky number. And without an accurate Styknosky number you can’t know how much wire to attach to your Klemmer-Fholstrug unit. And I know you’re not even thinking about synching your cardinal grammeters without a properly wired KFU, because that would just be silly.
Everybody knows the solution is to reverse the polarity and reroute the signal through the deflector dish!
lmao…that Google response led to a Youtube link…am I the only one that went to it?
Edit…the sheer number of youtube videos on the Rockwell have me thinking we might have been double-whooshed? 
You know, it occurred to me that we may be overthinking things. Just readjust the furshlugginer setting on the veeblefetzer by one potrzebie.
Dick. Haymes.
Mornington Crescent!
For the 3rd Doctor is was simply reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. But then he didn’t have a dish.
Don’t listen to him. He knows NOTHING about grammeters. It’s all because your Bergenholm generators have been cross-circuited to B.
I know it’s been some time since this initial post. Allow me to provide the necessary information to synchronize your Cardinal grammeters.
You need to re-align the two spurving bearings with the semi-boloid slots to eliminate the side fumbling. Also, make sure the malleable logarithmic casing is in line with the panametric fan. The differential girdle spring must be on the “up” end of the grammeter.
After that you should have synchronization. Hopefully this message makes it to you in time. I sent it using a temporal shift.
I tried to send pretty much the same message, but it didn’t get through. Is it temporal shift “up”, or temporal shift “down”?
Makes no diff. Temporal shift “down” moves it to 2012 via 2013; temporal shift “up” brings it to the same destination, except forward through the next Big Crunch/Big Bang event. It’s basically a trade-off between whether you have more time or energy on your hands.
ETA: I would be interested in learning if the OP ever tried the Dick Haymes solution, and if so, how it worked out.
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Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday, Doctor Johnson!
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“I’m sorry, Mr. Blucher… Would you like anything else?”
Long Pause
“…For Instance…?”
It’s not my birthday, but that cake looks scrumptious. I’ll have a large piece, please.
lol. Sorry.
AMC or TCM was running “The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer” and the club scene with Cary Grant & Myrna Loy was running when I read this thread.
Its still very funny, and since there’s no cake it’ll just have to do.