I have trouble syncing my cardinal grammeters.
Also my metapolar refractive pilfrometer is acting up lately. Where can I find a replacemet?
Still looking for information on synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
And I checked Amazon.com for metapolar refractive pilfrometers. Bad news. The closest they could get me was a CD of “Best of the Big Band Singers.” Does that help at all? It’s got Doris Day AND Dick Haymes.
I’ll check over on ebay.
Did you RTFM of your Turbo-encabulator?
Have you tried adjusting their fractal basin boundaries? Percussive maintenance is my first fix every time.
Sorry I don’t have more to add. I really sympathize. Having poorly timed CGs is enough to give a body acute upper abdominal postprandial distention. You might as well yank the pilfrometer entirely and let the whole mess go transpofinite.
Try re-calibrating your chronosynclastic infindibulum. That always works for me.
One of the flayrods is askew on the treadle.
Oops wrong thread.
It’s often just a simple matter of readjusting the frumious cnidoblast.
WARNING: Do not obvisiate the horitonic plasmation feed. This can cause a polutious cranisvantion, which can destroy the xanaphere
Has one of the CGs’ auxiliary pump been sped up enough to cause cavitation? That can throw them out of sync.
I hate it when that happens. BTW, does anyone have a spare kronkulator for my Interocitor?
Pull the battery. That will get it working for you.
If only there was a place on the internet you could search for something like that.
Oh for goodness sakes, stop making this so difficult. Connect it to your laptop with a USB cable, then CTRL-ALT-DEL. Honestly, people, it’s so basic! sheesh.
Sounds like a clear-cut case of Fibia Tibia to me. Last time that happen in my house, we had to reknurl every other klystron before we got things sorted out. Be careful, though, that you only knurl them in a clockwise direction, or you might have to cross the proton streams to get rid of the mess.
The differential griddle spring is probably loose.
Also check the bypass hose to the Metzler valve, sometimes they leak.
Awww, come on guys, it’s so simple maybe you need a refresher course.
It’s all ball bearings nowadays!
The World’s Foremost Authority speaks out.
Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around.
Set it to Isolinear dynamic mode.
Then RUN!
Nah. Just hold it two inches above your desk and let go. That will fix anything.
(I still remember being told to try that a long time ago by a manufacturer of some phototypesetting hardware when their keyboards acted flaky).
In THIS situation only, I recommend crossing the streams.
Dirt will impair the functioning of cardinal grammeters. Install an oscillating degunkulator.