[activate]
: wait :
: tap : : tap : :tap :
nothing
What the…Oh! Maybe if I do this. No. Um …
Hey! Yeah, you! Hey, can you help me with this thing? I can’t seem to make it work.
Have you tried jiggling the thingummy?
Whatever you do, don’t stick a paperclip in . . . there.
Oh. Never mind.
I see the problem. I’ll just reach in and bzzzzt blap AIEEEEEE!!!
:sigh:
Have you already forgotten what I showed you last week? And the week before?
Sorry buddy, you’re on your own this time.
From a Security standpoint, it looks like you should have the proper access to perform this task. If you are unable to get this to work, you should contact the Help Desk so they can open a ticket with the Widget Support Group.
Thanks
Ethilrist
tracking number: Gx75$22&&
Is it plugged in?
Is the on/off switch in the ON position?
Do you have power in the house?
You forgot to pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster before beginning, didn’t you?
This is the LX 2.7/a edition. Ass.
See, that’s what happens when you go with a lowest-bidder contract.
You could have easily avoided this problem by buying from Hal’s House Of Thingamabobs!
Well, obviously you haven’t tried KICKING it yet. Here, let me show you.
KICK
Crash
Ow. Think I broke my toe. Now you have a lawsuit on your hands too.
My years of training and experience tell me that you should reboot.
Did you push the any key?
Turn it off and turn it back on. Or try blowing on it.
Is that the one I sold you?
Because, uh…well…see, I was having the same problems, but I swear it was acting right before I sold it to you…
Umm… pinkfreud can you hear me?
Oh shit guys, she ain’t movin’. You may have killed her!
It looks like she just reached in here and bzzzzt blap AIEEEEEE!!!
OK, nobody move!!! I know CPR!!
Let me just get close to Nic2004 and apply the bzzzzt blap AIEEEEEE!!!
: nonchalontly nudges the bodies into the kitchen & closes the kitchen door. :
::whistling and sneaking away…::
Uh oh… Two dead bodies. I’ll just hide them in here and bzzzzt blap AIEEEEEE!!!