Help Desperately Needed...

For the past few hours I have had the Aqua song Barbie Girl stuck in my head.

I’m hoping that some kind Doper can see his or her way clear to FedEx me a large revolver and one round of ammunition.

Thanks in advance,

Ball_M.
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party…”

1ZQ2939495J0A1456

Thanks me laterz

“A long, long time ago, I can still remember
When that music used to make me smile
And I knew that if I had my chance
I could make those people dance
And maybe they’d be happy for a while…”

…does that help?

No? How about:

It’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small, small world…

“Sometimes you feel like a nut…”

My work is done here.

zippity do dah
zippity aye
my oh my what a wonderful day
plenty of sunshine heading my way
zippity do dah
zippity aye

Mr Bluebird’s on my shoulder…

Now that I (hopefully) have passed it on to someone else maybe it will finally get out of my head. Thank you Balle_M

I’ll share with you the one that’s been running through my head since I posted it in another thread:

*But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away

They threw him in the kennel where the dog was asleep
And the bones of cats lay piled in a heap
That kennel burst apart and the dog flew out the side
With his ears chewed off and holes in his hide

But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away*

Okay, go here http://www.rathergood.com/ and click on hedgehogs as long as you aren’t at work. It’ll do the trick, I assure you.

Wadda ya mean? That was a great song. :slight_smile:

I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

//Walks around whistling the Barbie song :smiley:

Fie on you, harmless! I’ve suspected that you have a twisted side, but I would never have guessed you were EVIL! I will now have to play some old Bread or BG’s to get back to being able to walk and chew gum at the same time. They, too will make me crazy, but not for days on end.

99.9% Pure Evil, thankyouverymuch.
At least that’s what my underoos say. :smiley:

Just imagine Roseanne Barr in a string bikini.

You forgot about the song, right?

For your sake it had better be a song considering it was posted right after me talking about my underoos. :dubious: :stuck_out_tongue:

Just listen to some of these tracks. You won’t worry about euro-pop ever again.

I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Man, now it’s stuck in my head too.

Read at your own risk:

Yummy Yummy Yummy I have love in my tummy…

Warned ya! :smiley:

Magical Trevor!!!

Watch for five minutes…your welcome. :slight_smile:

It is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever jsut because it is the song that never ends…