I am a resident of the wonderful and beautiful “World-Class” city of Denver, CO, and I just spent the afternoon enjoying the wonderful Art Museum of this wonderful city.
I parked a block away, and put in 1:14 minutes worth of parking into the meter, and returned approximately 1:30 later. What wonderful suprise did the friendly individuals at the City and County leave me? A parking ticket! Fantastic.
The ticket is for the amount of $20.00. There is a citation #, date, vehicle description, time issued, location, officer’s name, bureau, “beat” (What is that?), meter/space, badge, and a complaint signature, which is NOT signed. The ordinance is 54-514a, a meter violation, and the officer’s comments are: “Meter flashing EXPIRED & -0:00. No valid permit visible. Fine amount: $20.00”
After 1/22/03, the amount of the fine increases to $40.00. It then gives me a number for information or to dispute the citation. On the back, in large, inportant letters: FAILURE TO PAY PARKING FINES MAY SUBMIT MOTOR VEHICLE TO SEIZURE
Finally, more info on how to pay the ticket.
Oh, but rest assured, threemae has no intention of paying off this little revenue scheme of the City and County of Denver. This is where he needs YOUR help.
How can I go about contesting or otherwise avoid paying the ticket? I arrived literally 7 minutes after the ticket was issued, and I did pay for over an hour before hand.
What if I simply don’t pay the ticket? Assuming I don’t get another ticket in my entire life, what will happen? Will they send me more threatening letters? Will they put a boot on my car if I get a second ticket? Will they sieze my car? Auction it off to pay for the ticket? Will they put a lien on my house? Will they track me down, put me in jail until I pay the ticket? Will they send me to the big house for a decade? Will they send the Denver SWAT team to track me down? Will the SWAT team screw up the address and shoot one of my innocent neighbors to death? I don’t want my neighbors to die.
Finally, what if I contest the ticket officially before January 22nd (when the fine doubles) but I am still found responsible for the ticket? Do I pay $20.00 or $40.00?
If nothing else, how do I tie up the administrative working of the crual machine of the Denver Parking Violations Bureau to prevent them from actually making money off the ticket.
Then again, it would help pay for the new Convention Center, and might avoid forcing Denver to put a second mortgage upon their firehouses to pay for the Center.
Or I could just throw a brick through Webb’s office window.
But let’s avoid that recourse for a while. We’ll call that Plan C.