You mean Shia Muslims?
/rimshot
Islamic fundamentalist wereants? From New Jersey!!!
:eek:
Yup. Hazardous waste-mutated Islamic fundamentalist were-ants with popped collars and fake tans. Feel the fear.
Yeah, but the Muslims are brown.
Pssssst. Most Muslims aren’t of European extraction, you loathsome excuse for humanity. You’re treating them differently from the various classes of people you’re comfortable with (i.e., by insisting on treating Muslims as one vast, united class, regardless of individual beliefs or intentions, because you personally can’t tell them apart) because of their Otherness.
Well, yes, I’m scared of insane idiots, too. Out here in rural America there are a LOT more of them with “Christian Dominionist” than “Muslim” on their metaphorical (at least in the latter case, scarily enough) dog tags.
Personally I prefer the “work to stop insane idiots” solution to the “let’s pick on random Muslims on the off chance they’re insane idiots” one, as it’s not only more fair and more in keeping with my values as a patriotic American, but it’s also got the advantage of no false positives.
I’ll HAPPILY trade that for the 0.00001% chance some insane idiot might at some unspecified future point will blow my ass up. Whatever happened to not trading freedom for security? Whatever happened to “We hold these truths to be self-evident”?
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Unless they’re Muslims, in which case they’re scary motherfuckers and we should be wary of them all.” Nice going there, Jefferson.
Yeah. Fuckin’ pussies.
Why can’t the nasty ones wear some kind of distinguishing clothing? It’d be oh so much easier if it was Orthodox Jews causing all the trouble. Or better still, those brightly coloured Hari Krishnas. You’d even be able to see them in the dark.
I can’t decide if Halal shredded man-flesh is a better band name or board name.
I’m just having issues getting my mind out of the gutter!
Terrible band name. Would work as an album title or maybe a song title, though.
Is there any evidence that Muslims are targeting gays for violent attacks here in the US?
Guess you must have missed the part about halal shredded man-flesh.
Well, no…Angua’s in the UK, so that’s THEIR problem…
No I’m not. Been living in the USA for over a year now. Stealin’ your jobs and lurin’ away your menfolk with my awful heathen ways!
…for her lunch.
Hey, a girl needs entertainment from somewhere…
3000 people died on 9/11, and sadly, it was not the saddest thing about 9/11.
That explains so much.
There was an interview on Fresh Air a week or so ago where a journalist talked about his imprisonment in Iran. His captor kept asking him questions about New Jersey. They were trying to figure out what we knew!
Whoops! I missed that.
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