Help! Evil Muslims are out to get meeeeeee! (For Valteron and Perciful)

[Damuri_Ajashi]

@magellan01

If I remember correctly, jayjay is gay. Now, if he is both gay and Jewish, he’s way in front of the line.

Of course there is no foolproof method. The point is that because there isn’t, and given both the statements and actions of a subset of Muslims, a degree of wariness is not only warranted, but wise.

So should we ahve special airport screening procedures for muslims?

[Angua]

@jayjay

Whoops! I missed that.

plants wolfsbane

Sigh. There’s intolerance everywhere.

[Damuri_Ajashi]

@magellan01

Absolutely not. I see no reason to fear the average American. But if you define a subset, like Americans who do Meth, or routinely drink and drive, then I can begin to be more fearful of that group. But I’m more fearful of those in a group of which that group is associated with violence, like skin heads, for instance. I’d also be more fearful of going to a 50-Cent concert than a Pat Boone concert, even though the latter is likely to be more painful.

So you think that it is not appropriate to paint all Americans with a brush more appropriate to subgroups of Americans but you think it is OK to paint all muslims with the same brush?

BTW, it is obvious you have spent a lot of time listening to 50 Cent (I wish I could say the same anoput myself but I have a 15 year old nephew who is convinced he is a black gangster).

[Valgard]

You know who else was an Islamic mullah who blew up the WTC and wanted to build a mosque on ground zero and have an opening day hootenanny on 9/11 to celebrate the bombing of Pearl Harbor and also mutilated women’s genitals and wanted school prayer and forced the IRA to wear burqas and made the banks stop charging interest and was actually born in Kenya but secretly transported to Hawaii in a Colombian drug-smuggling U-boat so that he’d grow up to STEAL THE PRESIDENCY 45 years later and forged his birth certificate and wants to make us all eat falafel and camel for Thanksgiving and was the first person to ever not celebrate Memorial Day and get those kids off my lawn and ohmigod my pants where are my pants?

That’s right.

Hitler.

And I am unanimous in that.

[Damuri_Ajashi]

@Shot_From_Guns

Pssssst. Most Muslims aren’t of European extraction, you loathsome excuse for humanity. You’re treating them differently from the various classes of people you’re comfortable with (i.e., by insisting on treating Muslims as one vast, united class, regardless of individual beliefs or intentions, because you personally can’t tell them apart) because of their Otherness.

[size=“1”]Yeah, but that’s bogotry, not racism. Irrational fear or hatred of gnomes is racism (well deserved but still), irrational fear or hatred of hunters is bigotry (once again, well deserved).

[Damuri_Ajashi]

@ivan_astikov

Why can’t the nasty ones wear some kind of distinguishing clothing? It’d be oh so much easier if it was Orthodox Jews causing all the trouble. Or better still, those brightly coloured Hari Krishnas. You’d even be able to see them in the dark.

We could make them wear armbands with little crescents on them. Perhaps we can get them all to live in once place so we can keep a closer eye on them.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@Damuri_Ajashi

So should we ahve special airport screening procedures for muslims?

Or is it werewolves. I’m so confused.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Damuri_Ajashi

We could make them wear armbands with little crescents on them. Perhaps we can get them all to live in once place so we can keep a closer eye on them.

You can borrow an idea from one of my favorite places in all of history- make them carry papers around with them.

I love 21st century Arizona.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Damuri_Ajashi

So should we ahve special airport screening procedures for muslims?

I seem to recall a thread a while back where someone recommended requiring that all passengers step on Koreans as they board.

@Damuri_Ajashi

Yeah, but that’s bogotry, not racism. Irrational fear or hatred of gnomes is racism (well deserved but still), irrational fear or hatred of hunters is bigotry (once again, well deserved).

I’m saying he’s *specifically *scared of *this *group because they’re mostly brown people. As opposed to, say, freaking out about the IRA.

@AClockworkMelon

You can borrow an idea from one of my favorite places in all of history- make them carry papers around with them.

I love 21st century Arizona.

Maybe we can just get all the illegals we round up condensed into a single area. We could call it a Condensation Park! And then since it’s silly to have them just sitting there, we could probably come up with something for them to do. In fact, I hear these illegals are all lazy and just get welfare all the time, so maybe we could post some kind of motto to encourage them. Hrm, how about "Labor Releases You "? We could put it in big letters, right over the gate.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@Shot_From_Guns

Maybe we can just get all the illegals we round up condensed into a single area. We could call it a Condensation Park! And then since it’s silly to have them just sitting there, we could probably come up with something for them to do. In fact, I hear these illegals are all lazy and just get welfare all the time, so maybe we could post some kind of motto to encourage them. Hrm, how about "Labor Releases You "? We could put it in big letters, right over the gate.

You know who else had this idea?

Me.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Shot_From_Guns

I seem to recall a thread a while back where someone recommended requiring that all passengers step on Koreans as they board.

Only the Koreans whose backs need to be cracked.

[Smeghead]

@Valgard

Hitler.

What a BASTARD! :eek:

[AClockworkMelon]

@Shot_From_Guns

Maybe we can just get all the illegals we round up condensed into a single area. We could call it a Condensation Park! And then since it’s silly to have them just sitting there, we could probably come up with something for them to do. In fact, I hear these illegals are all lazy and just get welfare all the time, so maybe we could post some kind of motto to encourage them. Hrm, how about "Labor Releases You "? We could put it in big letters, right over the gate.

You mean like Sheriff Joe’s Tent City?

[Shot_From_Guns]

So I’ve been thinking, what **was **the worst part of 9/11? I made a poll.

@Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension

Me.

Cite?

[Valgard]

@Smeghead

What a BASTARD! :eek:

And this just in, he also got ACORN defunded and spilled oil all over the Gulf Of Mexico, just like those infernal Muslims.

Honestly, it’s like Satan’s Swiss Army Knife - does everything evil.

[DMC]

@Damuri_Ajashi

So should we ahve special airport screening procedures for muslims?

Yep, but he won’t tell you how to identify them, other than pass out pictures of the 9/11 terrorists and tell the security agents “they look like these guys”, all of whom look completely different from one another.

[Shot_From_Guns]

“Saddest thing about 9/11” poll thread re-created. Original was a clusterfuck because I phrased the poll question as the opposite of the thread title, so people were responding inconsistently. Go ahead and vote again in the new one; sorry for not proofing that better the first time.

[Kobal2]

@Shot From Guns

Maybe we can just get all the illegals we round up condensed into a single area. We could call it a Condensation Park! And then since it’s silly to have them just sitting there, we could probably come up with something for them to do. In fact, I hear these illegals are all lazy and just get welfare all the time, so maybe we could post some kind of motto to encourage them. Hrm, how about "Labor Releases You "? We could put it in big letters, right over the gate.

I’d rather we call them Freedom Zones.

@DMC

Yep, but he won’t tell you how to identify them, other than pass out pictures of the 9/11 terrorists and tell the security agents “they look like these guys”, all of whom look completely different from one another.

Actually, wasn’t **magellan01 **the brain trust who came up with the idea of forcing everyone wishing to board a plane to step on a Koran, because Muslims would obviously refuse to do it ?

Failing that, we could always train Muslim sniffing dogs, I suppose.

[Miller]

@Kobal2

Actually, wasn’t **magellan01 **the brain trust who came up with the idea of forcing everyone wishing to board a plane to step on a Koran, because Muslims would obviously refuse to do it ?

No, that was the late but unlamented Silverstreak Wonder.

[Princhester]

@magellan01

Absolutely not. I see no reason to fear the average American. But if you define a subset, like Americans who do Meth, or routinely drink and drive, then I can begin to be more fearful of that group. But I’m more fearful of those in a group of which that group is associated with violence, like skin heads, for instance. I’d also be more fearful of going to a 50-Cent concert than a Pat Boone concert, even though the latter is likely to be more painful.

Given that you are motivated by logic and not a base irrational fear of people who are not of your culture, I assume you go nowhere near your father and brothers without a bulletproof jacket and a bodyguard, seeing as how they are far and away the most likely subset of people likely to kill you.

Right? Right?