“Raw dog”? Is that what we kids are calling it these days?
I think “Raw Dog” means no condom.
Hence the baby thats due soon. 
I bet it has a cute Mohawk just like daddy.
If not for the description, I would have assumed that Lemmy was the father.
Or maybe he IS and she was too drunk to remember what he looked like?
No, I get it, I’m just surprised because a) I think it’s a goofy-sounding term and b) I’m still young, damn it! No one sent me a memo.
…check your hotmale account, appleciders…
And be named Umlaut.
Oh, c’mon! Even someone in a coma wouldn’t forget Lemmy and his mole. :: shudder ::
Wisely, she reserved her favors for a member of a tribe with ample casino revenue to provide for her child’s future.