I realize this kind of thing isn’t likely to be mentioned in the family update Christmas letter, but has anybody ever admitted that they purchased/rented some porno and discovered their daughter or son performing in the movie? Or maybe has a porno actor ever mentioned their parents discovering his or her vocation in this manner?
That’s got to be somewhat awkward.
I am going to hell for this:
Daughter: So, how did you find out?
Dad: Well, Bob, you know, from work? Showed me a copy of Cock Blasters 7.
Daughter: Are you ashamed of me?
Dad: Well, it’s not the job I had in mind for you, but you’re an adult and you have the right to do whatever you want. I do have some questions, though.
Daughter: What’s that?
Dad: You aren’t being forced to do any of this, are you?
Daughter: No, Dad.
Dad: You are taking the proper safety precautions, right?
Daughter: Of course, I am, Dad.
Dad: I see. Well, can I ask you one favor, then?
Daughter: Certainly, Dad, what is it?
Dad: Can you teach your mother how to do that thing with your tongue?
Yes, you’re going to hell. 
That sorta reminds me of some graffiti in the men’s room at a local bar.
“I f***ed your mother!”
“Go home dad. You’re drunk.”
Closest I can get to that scenario was a co-worker friend of mine who found out, after the fact, that his daughter had posed in Playboy. His daughter told him about it after the shoot but before the release so he have a chance to “compose” himself. Actually, he handled it pretty well… except for when a neighbor came over and asked him if he could borrow his copy since he’d misplaced his own.
This is one of the few reasons I’d be hesitant to star in porn. My parents have huge stashes and I wouldn’t want to be outed like that. (Not to mention the GF prolly wouldn’t be too happy.)
I met a pretty college freshman in Highland Park, IL, once, who lived in the house my dad grew up in. Great lass, seemed to have a high opinion of me, and even better, she went to my dream school, Northwestern, which was the whole reason I was in Chicago anyway (campus tour).
A week or so later I could swear I saw her in a picture I downloaded while staying in Tucson for another college tour. And thus, I ended up going to the U of A.
I’ve told this second story here before, but I once had a fairly serious friends-with-benefits relationship (as in, one of those fuck-buddy pairings where you both invest more emotion than you think you do), where her cousin was a local celebrity in East County San Diego for starring in an amatuer film where she took forty lucky local boys out to the desert and showed them all a good time. Whenever I tell this story to any 18-to-30-year-old-male in East County, without even having to name names, they say, “Omigod! You screwed Terri ____'s cousin? Duuude!”
This is a related incident:
'Sixth formers at a leading independent school were exposed to pornographic images of women during a mock exam.
The students at Marlborough College in Wiltshire were part way through the AS-level exam when several looked up and noticed indecent pictures being relayed onto a large screen.
The invigilator, maths teacher Richard Jowett, appeared to have been looking at the material on his personal computer, forgetting it was linked up to the monitor.’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/1998218.stm
:eek:
More importantly, was one of the students a star in the film? And was she enjoying the company of a horse?
Or vice versa?
And what’s an “invigilator”? Sounds like that could be the title of a porn film . . .
We called them “proctors” in high school.
Note that no student complained until the porn stopped being shown…
There’s just got to be porn possibilities in “proctor”!
Semi-related story: I’ve had several of my former students become strippers, and have one that I know of who appeared in Playboy. She used her boyfriend’s initials and last name, apparently in an effort to keep her parents from finding out.
Didn’t work. 
A girl I went to Catholic school with turned up in PLAYBOY. Just one small picture, topless, in some “theme” pictorial about the Urban Cowboy craze. It was the John Lennon interview issue. (In the interview, Lennon actually said something about “I could be checking out the tits on page 127” or whatever. On a whim, I turned to the exact page he mentioned, and there she was.)
:eek: I would have thought that one of the top ten most obvious rules of etiquette was Don’t ask a father for naked pictures of his daughter.
Was she a playmate or one of those themed spreads like “Girls of the Big Twelve”?
Does that even make a difference?
I found a friend doing amateur stuff online… not to mention I have a friend who got in the ACC Playboy issue, and hell I’ve got a friend who is a cameraman out in Porn valley… But I don’t know of anything like the OP asked.
Hmmm…I guess this old thread of mine is kinda relevant: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=267397
I’ve seen a picture of a niece with her boob being sucked on by Ron Jeremy. Is that close enough? (Not actually porn, but icky anyway.)
As an avid fan and participant of the sport of breast-sucking, I resent that statement.